Hey shred, what site did you copy and paste that from? I need that calculator man so I can get ripped like you and leave my redneck life behind me!!
yo mfitz and nynj whats the status on the strong island now? I havent been over there since i went to montauk 2 years ago, and i used to surf there alot. take the port jeff ferry in and ****. is it like mostly recovered and **** post sandy now?
I've never seen a bigger bunch of Internet nerds. You guys are computer nerds. Try actually getting off the Internet and working out, surf, cruise around the boardwalk, I mean seriously. Get a life guys...
We all know ShredMachine gets his protien from a man's dong now he verifies it for us. Bravo, def one of the best threads ever.
I think its getting there but the summer is shot. we've already been given the time frame on work and its going through august. No beach walls or boardwalks yet so the neighborhood is still covered in sand everytime the wind blows..... a lot of work has gone from outside to people working on the insides of their homes. My place is livable but the basement is still gutted and I only have about 80% of my place with electricity. here is a pic from about a month ago and it still looks exactly the same.
You're a f@*kin idiot. I'm from Jersey, very proud of it. You took the bait like a champ. Obviously reading at least most of the "nerdy" posts, if not all. Freakin talkin about Protien dosages and ****. Thought you're first post was great, then realized after that you might be serious. Unless you've created a fake profile, in which case, you're awesome.
haha you guys are brutal on here. Whats the difference between girls from New Jersey and trash? Trash gets picked up
Wow, thanks to the slow day at work I'm ashamed to say I clicked "view forum posts" and read through every one of Shreddy's gems. Actually I'm not ashamed, I haven't enjoyed something I read online that much in a long time. I have just one thing to add: Shred you forgot to mention you're a time traveler as well as all those other amazing things. There is a Defranco's gym in Wycoff, NJ... which is 2.5 hrs away from Atlantic City, where you claim to surf ("shotting venton pier" and all that)... You also claim to surf every day. I have a friend that set the world record for benching in his weight class a couple years back, and he was at the gym every day... so I can safely assume you must do that too in order to maintain your amazing strength. Now maybe it's possible for you to drive 3 hours a day while having time to make "6 figures" and post on a surf forum all day, and still find time to get shacked on "double overhead overhead" waves and bang your girlfrends in your gtr, but if that's the case you don't sleep at all, ever. Crack isn't cheap, nor gallons of 4 loko, and neither is racing your gtr 3 hours a day across nj with surf boards on the roof. Your self proclaimed "800 a week" can't cover that. The answer? You can travel in time. I'm surprised you haven't been bragging about that, it actually sounds kind of cool
do you know the difference between a girl from Jerksy and a bowling ball? you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
hahahahaha!! I've never laughed so hard out loud at a forum thread on here before! SHRED, GET BACK ON HERE AND TELL US MORE! Is it possible that we can see a REAL PICTURE of you? Would you be willing to reveal what you look like? Not something you copy and paste from the internet....
