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Oh great, another stupid troll account. Shred machine was at least sort of funny and original.

 

By surfing real waves, you mean moving to the west coast? People who sell stocks and bonds live in the internet. Furthermore, I am guessing they need an IQ above 70, which would rule the shredmachine out for that industry.

 

Not that I believe for a second that you aren't Shreddy in disguise, but let's just say this hypothetical "Stock Trading Meathead Surf Jock" exists.... No, I have no desire to ever hang with such a "brah" or be like him in any way. I write software for hospitals during the day and that's about as agro and intense a career path as I care for. I'm picturing this Mr. Shredwad getting towed into the lineup yelling on his cellphone with a laptop strapped to the board... no thank you!

 

If he isnt trading stocks, he should be!

Looks like NJ Shredmachine's stock, and stock in his subsidiary company Watchmyguns!, are way up and everyone's buying!

 

Wait, are you his spotter at the gym when he puts up 400+?!

 

I see you two went to the same grammar school. Half ewe shotted N-E pears two???

 

Too funny!

 

I dont get why you keep calling me out shredmachine.. Never said I surfed big waves... I just enjoy surfing with my friends on whatever waves the good Lord gives me.. We have just as much fun on thigh high days as you have on your 23 footers.. The picture that you took from my blog was on a day that I went out with my crew that I surf with and we surfed for 2 hours on waves JUST like that... Everyone of us were smiling and laughing and cutting up.. Youve lost the true spirit of surfing...

and how can you hit the nail on the hammer?? isnt it nail on the head??

 

Not sure what the pictures mean. Ok so you put a good day in jersey next to a crappy day somewhere else....

 

[video=youtube;uENHqHjYYlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uENHqHjYYlI[/video]

I know its Sandy but ill take warm water and barrels above your cold chocolate crap

 

Dude, no disrespect to you......you seem alright, but......

This is the most significant surf Florida has ever seen. A once in a century type deal...........Jersey might be horrible in many aspects, but we ain't lacking in barrels.

 

Dude dont worry you wont hurt my feelings. Thats why i said the sandy disclaimer but i think jersey is good but over rated. I cant find 100 videos that arent from sandy from here but that was nice easy 40 sec clip

 

In no way is Jersey lacking barrels but theres plenty of barrels up and down the east coast. I re read my post and it reads like a meant no barrels in jersey. I change that statement, but theres good barrels in fl too

 

Shreddy and Guns (since you are the same douche bag) it was one thing when you were being funny in other threads but to start a new one to keep messing with someone who is just trying to raise money for a good cause takes you from comical douche to true piece of **** status. You are truly the biggest waist of cum ever to walk this planet and I mean this when I say, I sincerely hope you die an agonizingly painful slow death alone (maybe surfing 23 footers or from VD from all you tail you get) and as you lay there dying I hope you will reflect on what a pathetic waist your life has been and what a low life cock sucker you are.

 

It's cool, man.............

And actually our water isn't chocolate............

It's camoflauge(did I spell that right, Erock?). It's a mixture of green and brown....just like camoflauge.........

Sometimes you can see up to two feet below the surface clearly !! On rare occasions, on small days, you might even be able to see the bottom in shallow water !!! Yeah !!!! Oh Hell Yeah !!!

New Jersey and you - Perfect Together

 

Yeah I got nothing against NJ and think the waves look very fun (although a little cold some times). I think Shredmachine has given the forum a bad taste for the state. Most all of us are stuck on the east coast here with small surf most of the year. Yes each state gets good at it's best spots throughout the year and each state has a spot that will break 20 ft but I have yet to see any member on here post a vid of themselves surfing a 20+ ft wave (not saying none have, just the ones that have would not need to brag) and if you say you have then prove it (and no shredster looking at old buoy reports does not count) otherwise... well you all have seen what happens.

 

Lol i would love to try and get me some Jersey juice one day. I heard the crowrds are a bit harsh though

 

Willis...Jersey has the juice brahhh.. As far as cowards go, if you go at the right time at the right spots you it doesnt get too bad and you can find a nice lil spot no one knows about...

rcarter... Talking big for someone behind a computer I see.. troll...just got two words for you... Watch it!

kurebeachsurer.. you know nothing of surfing spirit... its go big or go home.. Nobody here would agree with you that you could have fun on the crap you post..

beezheels... watchmyguns makes more money than you EVER will. Let me spell that for you. E...V...E...R...