surfing 365 people

Kurebeachsurfer keep up the good work.

 

Shredmachine is just adding to the nj image. I think theyre d1cks because i heard a few stories of FPL (florida power and light) workers getting the crap beat out of them when they showed up to work after sandy. I guess these people wanted power first and they literally but some worker in the hospital. That and the Jersey Shore crap

 

Watchmyguns and NJshredmachine definitely bone each other

 

And i know a little guy who knows a lot about this subject.

 

I was wondering if that was a shot at calling me a coward. I guess if it was an insult it wasnt a very good one. Im 6'3" about 230, poeple tend to leave me alone in the water. No way shredmachine would have the balls to say that to me if he were standing in front of me

 

Willis. Post your bench please. The forum knows mine. Until then you have no room to talk. And I meant crowds. Not cowards.

 

ok now it makes sense. Are you serious about the benching thing? I hope your not....Either way made me laugh.

 

Hey shred. I bench 525,drive a Porsche turbo s, have 7 girlfriends that are all Hindu models, and oh yeah...I won the last 5 pro surfing contests that I competed in (got bored with it after whippin all those pansies). Now I just chase the really big surf all over the planet in my private Lear jet. Now do NOT be a hater ok? All good braaah.

 

Almost certainly. Hardcore ***s.

 

Crowds are relative here in the Dirty Jerz. I hear those North Jersey guys are packing in together, but I couldn't tell you for sure. I don't cross the North Jersey/South Jersey line.

As far as the southern part of the state goes........it's not really crowded. Ocean City has seen an explosion in the last 5-10 years. That's because Ocean City is where it's at. It's downtown/northern end is chock full of jetties and every dang one of them has completely different conditions on any given day. So you hunt for a deserted peak, and once you find one and throw on the rubber, there's five dudes where you wanted to go. But other than that South Jersey is pretty mellow 7 months out of the year. Yeah places like Atlantic City can have a pack here and there, but don't worry about them dudes. They don't live in AC so don't fall for their pseudo-tough guy act. "Yeah we surf in the hood, bra.......that makes us rough..." As they drive home to Linwood..............and mommy's waiting with cookies and milk. And places like Holyoke(LBI) can see a pack, but there's tons of peaks on LBI.

There's plenty of desolate peaks just waiting for you. And with Sandy and beach replenishment projects galore, who knows, things will pop up sooner or later. Maybe......maybe not.

From Oct. 20 - April 15 I saw 7 people out where I go. That's it. I don't know, I saw a lot of people on here saying that after Sandy they hadn't been in the water for months. In South Jersey, that makes no sense, because we didn't get the damage up north did, save LBI(if that is still consindered SJ or not). And shoot even last June and July was pretty much empty. Yeah, that had me wondering. Man, that derecho we got last June 30 was something else, man.

Willis, don't worry aboot Jersey locals, well surf locals. They are all middle class white boys who are usually all bark and no bite. Watch out for the urban types, but of course y'all have that in Florida too(you're a Floridian, right?) Florida, California, and New Jersey are the most wacked states when it comes to widespread, ubiquitous Tu Pacism.

 

Wait... What???? I thought this was going to be a thread about some gnarly 365 times over head barrel that NJShredMachine and WatchMyGumsFlap surfed. Or maybe how they butthole surfed 365 people, together. The thread title is Surfing 365 People.

 

They were just wanting to discuss how they bodysurfed on the backs of 365 dudes.

 

Bill,

You've been gone for a while, welcome back! Can you believe this new breed of crazy we have around here these days? Used to be no one could rile a crowd up faster than the man from the south jetty. Now you sound like the voice of reason. Oh the times they are a-changin'. DirtyMomma doesn't hang around anymore after she started dating NJshredmachine. She thought it was love but we all knew what was happening... Poor girl. Nevertheless, welcome back to the good side.

 

REQUEST FROM A REASONABLE JERSEY GUY:

Please do not judge or generalize the people, or entire state of New Jersey by the following;
1. MTV's Jersey Shore
2. The city of Seaside Heights
3. NJShredMachine/WatchMyGunz (same person)

 

Something I want to see before I die...
A Troll Off

NJShredMachine vs. Gruvy

To the death

 

I'm not a 100% sure Gruvy was a troll. I would like NJShredMachine involved in some sort of death match though...

 

You guys are forgetting SouthJettyBill...

 

Zeroevol.... Keep it on the DL.... SJB=PJB...

 

My fault! LOL