Ride report by Steve83

Just saw the end of this thread booooooooooooooooooo

 

My name is Roy
I'm a happy gnome
the coast of new zealand
I call my home

I look like a hippy
but I can get a little mean
if you criticize my surfboards
I'll make quite a scene

I'll call you a kook
when I get mad
My white helmet and orange wetsuit
are totally rad

 

I make wooden boards
the science is smart
I'll send one to Pipe
Don't kook it you 'tart!

I just need to sell
one high-priced plank
then I'll retire and laugh
on my way to the bank

 

I suspect Steve will surface very soon, right about the time Roy's meds wear off and is time for another dose.

 

Yup. Then Steve and Roy will agree with one another a few times, while pointing out the numerous and significant flaws of us simpletons. Perhaps some dividing of quotes (such that statements can be taken entirely out of context) and systematic refuting of said divided quotes?

 

You've got a point...I'd just hate to think that all this is benefitting him in some way, even if it's in the form of more search engine hits.

 

You know it does, everytime his name is posted on the internet it helps his cause. So for now on, we shall call him Gnome or Kiwi, that way we all know who we're talking about, but not giving his real / troll name anymore exposure.

 

Maybe we can vote on his new name?

 

He who shall not be named? Or maybe Bilbo Baggins?

 

This should be pretty obvious to everyone..... NZShredMachine.

 

^^^^+ 2 Billion. Great call. Alternatively, we can call him Gnomer Pyle.

 

I like all the suggestions honestly, maybe we should go w/ NZSM though for the sake of clarity.

 

You, sir, are a keen turner of phrases, an agent of allegories, perhaps (can it even be uttered?!) a master of malopropisms and certainly an artist with verbiage. Truly: The Ace of Audibles.

I will take the compost pile analogy as a great honor. I am merely an Observer of the rarely spotted, oft-heard Orange-Breasted Gnome. Its trilling call is often likened to that of a cash register ringing up another hapless customer, or even the excited shrilling that a strutting peacock makes when it spots a mirror.

 

All the suggestions are really good, but this may take the Pavlova Cake as a fitting name for our split-personality Gnome.

 

So today was a pretty great day to test a board. ANY BOARD!!!

These heavy offshore winds tonight are going to flatten out the rest of the waves that you were hoping for tomorrow Steve.

I'm holding back with a lot of dual personality dribble with the hopes that some guy in North Charleston made a "Roy Stewart inspired longboard".

Where's your boy Roy?

 

Good call, Clemson....but 'Steve' isn't gonna be answering the bell 'cause 'Steve' is the clown prince of gnome-dom.

 

This is post #180 Standing By...over.

 

Post #181 also Standing By...what's your status #182?...over

 

Has the FAA been notified?