Stay Out of the Water Its Dangerous

OMG, it's Superfish.

First, I see Zeroevol's hand and wrist, and now I see this. Wow.

OMG, the left, upper-corner of your body is beautiful, man.

Anonymity? What anonymity? I now know what Zeroevol's hand looks like and what the upper 1/4 of of Superfish looks like.

Yo Fish, how's the policing going? Hey, you do know that steroids are illegal, right?

 

Used to have surf zones, but not for years now. Now there are designated swimming areas 50 yrds on either side of the lifeguard stand. Pretty much keeps the best breaking areas open for surfing while keeping all the tourons safe in the areas they tend to congregate.

 

Any surfer in Virginia Beach should know that the city could care less about how surfers feel. The oceanfront is just a ****tier myrtle Beach that has rioting problems haha. Its sad when surfers cant even enjoy the beach, especially when we have ECSC that brings in big bucks for that city at the end of the year. They just wanna make their money off of shmucks traveling from jersey and other Northern states

 

Just move to Central/Northern California!! Plenty of Waves; No Lifeguards!!

 

Yea I agree with all you guys about not taking out your anger on the lifeguards doing their jobs. But I think he's more angry at the momentum of societal softening in the wake of all of this over-protective mentality that has developed in the US. We really are becoming a sea of pussies. The gluten comment was hilarious. I want my kids safe, but part of that safety is the wisdom to let them be sometimes to learn how to be in the world without others' insulating them from every hazard. It teaches weakness. I was telling my students (I teach high school science) the other day how my whole little league team used to ride in the coach's pickup truck bed to the twin kiss for ice cream cones whenever you won. They looked at me like I was from another planet. Nowadays you'd have to have twelve waivers signed and notarized, rent an airport limo (it's too dangerous to ride in a pickup truck bed-all the ADHD riddled team would lean over the side and off themselves because they can't tell whether the experience is a video game or real life), have twelve booster seats, and then have a checklist of who on the team is allergic to any of the ingredients in an ice cream cone, or intolerant of lactose, or needs gluten-free ice cream.

 

Couldn't agree more, it's called "The Pussification of America". I could go on for hours on this topic.

 

First of all, let me preface this statement with the fact that if you surf w.b. instead of the surrounding barrier islands, you are a huge kook who deserves a parking ticket because for a little extra effort, most days you can catch head high barrels when Wrightsville is mushy waste high crap. Furthermore, if you do decide to surf W.B. the surf zones are NOT in the "best breaking areas", in my opinion the "swim zones" are. Thirdly, tourists congregate infront of the surf zones because they like to "watch the surfers up close" and usually end up getting hit as a result. Oh well, my fin went through your child face. Sue me, my lawyer is good and I was in a surf zone. I'll counter sue and use your kid's college money to buy a new board.

 

Please refer to the original NOYA thread.

 

What a dumbass you are! 1st off there are times WB is breaking as good or better than other areas and if you disagree then you are a moronic kook. Obviously WB has a swell direction/wind/tide scenario that will make it better than Mase or other spots.

Secondly for a guy who was selling crap on craigslist for money a few weeks ago I highly doubt you got a great lawyer on retainer as you claim.

I know school is out for the summer Turdvolution but don't kill the last few brain cells you do have left.

 

Ok bud, have fun surfing the slop at w.b. ill have fun taking my boat and canoe around and catching other spots WAY better than mase, or a couple spots on mase I doubt you have ever been to, because you probably only stick to the cove or first jetty. Furthermore, wb has wind and swell direction that makes it pick up summer time windswell crap that you have to grovel for better than other spots. which may help you if your longboarding, but I'd rather skate than longboard. In conclusion, wb does not have what I"M look for for wind and swell direction unless it's a hurricane sandy scenario (in which case if you were surfing w.b. you missed the best waves of your life at holden inlet)

Again, this is all just my opinion. like i said, have fun at wb, just watch out for crowds, tourists, and the long arm of parking enforcement reach. ill be sure to put a orange love not under your wiper one of these days

 

Why is Paddington sweatin my hand and wrist?? I hope he doesn't start stalking my hand! LMAO! What is this thread about?

 

If you "have a lawyer" you're a douche... A Rent a Cop, selling all his belongings (AKA crap) online for a few bucks with a "good" lawyer? Yeah, OK

 

If you "have a lawyer" you're a douche... A Rent a Cop, selling all his belongings (AKA crap) online for a few bucks with a "good" lawyer? Yeah, OK

 

well technically it was my familys lawyer before we lost all our money. My dad lived in NYC with him when he got out of college. hes a good guy, and has my back if I need him, which considering i make most of my money off the grid and not through my "rent a cop" job , tends to be more than i'd like in this law happy society. Craigslist **** is a front FYI. Whatever man, i don't need to prove who i am to some deuche from the tristate on a swellinfo board. if you like to surf or skate, my number is 203-556-3520. I always love betting money.

I am comfortable with who I am, what I do, and the fact i'm on the path of love in most aspects of my life. If your not, I suggest you figure it out, which won't happen on an internet forum, or in Ny-nj (in my opinion)

 

Dude, I can't stop thinking aboot your hand. It's magnificent. Hey, ummmm, do you think you could post a picture of your other hand? I think I'm in love. Just like Ben Affleck fell in love with Hennifer Lopez who was really Mitch Connors, a wayward drifter, who took over Cartman's hand and assumed Hennifer Lopez's identity (South Park reference # 2) " I like tacos and burritos....."

HA !!!!

 

Dually noted

 

Throw in a churro and it's on!

 

that's exactly right. Only exception is that on the North End you can surf all day Monday-Friday as long as you are not in the shore break where the swimmers are. Have to be out 30 feet or so. Saturday, Sunday, and Holidays no surfing from 9-5. Of course, no surfing within 200 feet of the pier as some have found out the hard way.
I recall getting called out of the water in Sandbridge many years ago, but they may have the same rules as the North End.
I prefer the mornings or late evening sessions myself to avoid the tourist types and less sun exposure.

 

Well I am down for a united front of VB surfers taking to the town. Pier shotting, bench presses, bangin Hindus and meeting me at my break can wait.

We can make things better. We can start here

 

Why do you want to surf anywhere near the boardwalk in VB anyway? Hit the north end or sandbridge. Seriously, its like people don't even realize the North end exists most days. The area from 5th to 21st street is literally a living hell. I won't even drive through that warzone to get to the north end