Why this forum ?

Dude! Watermans just came out with a special sunscreen for your junk! Like all other Watermans products, you can get it in white or flesh color. It's called the Nuttstick.

Classic!

Yeah man! Wear all your wetsuits at once!

 

I use it mainly for dating.

 

I like this advice. Now, do I start from least to greatest (SS rash guard > 6/5) or greatest to least? The 21 Jump Street remake got me all screwed up on what's cool these days regarding how many backpack straps to rock. The wetty that's showing on the outside during this layering is something I'd also like help with.

Let's hope the sun doesn't come out tomorrow!

 

I like this forum cuz I learn stuff from more experienced surfers. And there are some very funny people here that make me laugh out loud!

 

The one stop shop for knowledge and entertainment:
Forecasting, Shop Talk, Sharing of Experiences, Interesting Characters, History, Current Events, Travel, Health and Personal Hygiene, Guidance Counseling, Politics, Religion, Philosophy, Humor, Drama, and Stupidity.
And of course a shared interest: Surfing.
Swell Info has it all!
Gotta love it.

 

Ryan's videos.

 

I figured it out- I love swellinfo.com due to two words: GRUVI and pizza!!!

 

I come to noswellinfo for majorly reasons:

learning to shot a pier;

measuring 23' wave faces;

how to construct 50' long piles of kindling on an island of sheep & then photo-shopping same into the hands of some poor sucker(s) in S Carolina;

understanding how to spot those gnarly contrails that are the source of, well, every bad thing known to man;

if I'm feeling low, it's an immediate pick me up to read the emass dude's ramblings and know that Life could be worse; so much worse;

just to recoil in revulsion at what Mad Wayne has been up to with the half-naked male youth of America on the beaches of sin;

and, of course, the perambulations, musings & prognosticating spitfires of South Jetty William aka whatever moniker he's posting under at the present time.

 

I think a more successful/functional pick me up on your end would be serious psychotherapy concurrent with pharmaceutical therapy specific to your disorder(s). But whatever you need to get you out of bed in the morning and look in the mirror at night and not projectile vomit all over the glass due to realizing the truth; you do you.

My life is a constant exercise in autonomy that I wouldn't have any other way. It's fulfilling on a daily basis in many capacities. Thanks for the displaced sympathy, but it's quite unnecessary.

Based on your posts and consistent demeanor, it doesn't sound like you could get lower. Again, if it makes the world a better and happier place for you to pity my existence, get yours and go for it.

 

Talking smack man what do think ?

 

I've actually been writing a book a couple sentences at a time. Lucky you to get the preview.

 

no, even better,

" I am an FFFFFFFF BBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII agent!" sent here to gather evidence about yankee/southjettybill/dirtymamma's child prostitution ring.

 

The forum offers great ideas for surf related workouts (go ahead, search it) and also will offer you insider information regarding safe places to surf in Nica (where the bandits wont get you).
We cannot fail to mention the red-wetsuited gnome, either.

 

Hahahahahaha!

 

Just breakin' balls, sparky. I forgot you get all Dirty Harry on the world when someone flicks your figurative earlobe.

 

WeeLee, are you STILL here...?! Oh, you must be still here you crazy wonderful kooky lil engineer, 'cause you were so keen to hit 1k posts, and now you're well on your way to 2k posts !! A man of accomplishment.

 

Did you just call me "SCOTTY?!?!"

Forget who that was from on here, when I wasn't talking to them, and calling Scotty by his actual forum name. Classic.