should I?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by kelly slater, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. Rebel4liberty

    Rebel4liberty Member

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    Aug 15, 2008
    Holy **** I've seen some dumb remarks but yours pal takes the cake!

    OK this is 1 of 2 things

    A This is someone yanking chains to get a rise and having kicks making obvious ignorant remarks such as "renting wax"
    OR
    B This really is a wanna-be clueless poser who has no business being in the water. My advice is IF you can't read the forecast and interpret weather (any REAL surfer or someone who used to do it can at least do that) DON'T BOTHER GETTING IN! But if you have enough balls I'm sure there are 'local' teachers that will give ya a schooling lesson boy!
     
  2. kelly slater

    kelly slater Well-Known Member

    62
    Apr 27, 2008
    does surf riding with scented candle wax help your surfing?



    ks
     

  3. kaisoul

    kaisoul Active Member

    36
    Jan 31, 2008
    I heard it keeps sharks away. And it's a great way to pick up some hot surfer chics.
     
  4. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

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    Jun 9, 2008
    hahaha jimmy this guy is obviously joking and its pretty funny. so chill brother he is messin around
     
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  5. rob_machado

    rob_machado Member

    12
    Sep 18, 2008
    Kelly,

    Is this really you? If so, hit me up! You got the number. I need a good sesh with you again bradah! ;)
     
  6. noj

    noj Active Member

    36
    May 4, 2007
    and the biggest kook award goes to...


    oh and p.s. jimmycraxcorn, perriwinkle is a color, not a flavor or aroma-- mmmmmm
     
  7. jimmycraxcorn

    jimmycraxcorn Well-Known Member

    157
    Jul 12, 2008
    actually slap****... periwinkle is a plant... with flowers.... that have scent.
     
  8. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

    50
    Jun 9, 2008
    If everyone agrees, I would like to award jimmycraxcorn with the "angriest typer on swellinfo" award. Congrats Jimmy!
     
  9. JZ02

    JZ02 Member

    16
    Oct 8, 2007
    Ghpa ghpa ghpa
     
  10. Xtreme*Liquidshredda

    Xtreme*Liquidshredda Well-Known Member

    226
    Sep 16, 2008
    slater your a tool, i wanna beat you up
     
  11. jimmycraxcorn

    jimmycraxcorn Well-Known Member

    157
    Jul 12, 2008
    i won, i won. thanks bro!
     
  12. rcav

    rcav Member

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    Aug 13, 2008
    kelly i hear numba 9 is comin up.. hope u find the right spot to rent u some wax and a leash so you can win!!!!

    ha i cant believe i spent ten min reading this entire post.
     
  13. kelly slater

    kelly slater Well-Known Member

    62
    Apr 27, 2008
    number 9 is on the way. ive been riding with cucumber melon scented wax. its super high performance.



    ks
     
  14. randomherochris

    randomherochris Active Member

    35
    Apr 22, 2008
  15. Monty_Burns

    Monty_Burns New Member

    4
    Sep 17, 2008
    ...excellent.
     
  16. ToobSauce

    ToobSauce Active Member

    33
    Aug 13, 2008
    I wish my local shop offered wax rental. Instead of shelling out big bucks for costly wax, I could just rent and when I'm done I could scrape it off my stick, return it and collect my security deposit.