WE have a N vs. S food thread, so why not a little friendly argument on who has the better women? (Pictures are encouraged)
We have the hottest, dumbest, most conniving and stunning, gold digging, plastic women in the entire world and that was in second grade.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/imag...c&sigi=13ur7r7m5&.crumb=/ONa6oIn3Ns&fr=ytff1- Hillbilly Hindus. Keep ya warm in the winter. Give y'all shade in the summer.
THE SOUTH. Hands down. I've lived in the south for a few years and have spent significant time in each confederate state minus Mississippi. That's enough data to say I'd take a 6.5 southern belle days before a 9.5 northern girl. The difference in ratings is equivalent to the variance in Hawaiian wave heights vs the Spicoli scale. Girls up here are angry, unkempt, self-righteous, disagreeable, uptight, non-adventurous, and come with an insufficient dowry.
from the south but the midwest has the best looking girls a lot of our women idk what ugly tree they fell down.
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video...&c=0&sigr=11aj52bii&pstcat=sports&age=0&&tt=b I posted this once before in an old thread, but it seems appropriate here.
I did not experience this in my years living in Chicago and traveling through the midwest for work. Most midwestern girls were fake, and their personalities made them ugly. Also, a girl considered attractive in midwestern standards, generally does not have a figure that one would consider a beach body. They can get away with it, as there are minimal chances to strip down. Out here, you spend 5+ months with minimal clothes on, so there is no way to hide anything.
The north fails in the most important department: BBQ. Now I can agree with you on food diversity. We are getting there, but that is due to the fact that Charleston has become a southern food mecca.
I don't know Surfdogg of Singer Island, according to all of your descriptions, I think Southern California has the south beat, especially the plastic and gold digging. There is no place in the world more fake than Southern California. The women are ditzy with fake parts, and all the white suburban kids think they're tough because they live within a hundred miles of Compton and own all of Tu Pac's Cd's. Do you know what the most shocking thing I have ever read was? An article in SURFING magazine illustrating the rough existences of growing up in Laguna Beach, CA(wealthy...wealthy....wealthy). It was such a joke. The stories of these nancy boys doing drugs and then committing "crimes" was hysterical. These guys were clowns. One dude, tried to rob a dealer by standing outside of his front door and saying, " Hey, I'm robbing you, give it up." He just stood out front of the house............Then the dealer shot him. LOL And that dude thinks he's a bad arse. Really, they had a picture of him in the article and he was trying to look all hard and everything.
IDK why people think all we have down here is BBQ. Sure we have plenty of it, BUT We also have World Class Seafood and Steak Houses, authentic Spanish food of all types, amongst a slew of fine dining restaurants that cater to all types, you name it, they got it. Sure you can find BBQ joints, but nothing tops homemade BBQ IMO, we do know how to do THAT right around here, that's for sure. I'll tell you what though, I'm really enjoying eating Mofongo at the Puerto Rican establishments, and the Cuban cuisine is so damn good too, can't go wrong with any of those places.
By BBQ, I mean smoked meats/fish/cheese/veggies. I can tell you where every good BBQ place is in this area, the region they focus on, and sometimes even the wood they use. Aside from brewing, I love firing up the smoker for some slow cooking. The northern states really lack in that area.
True that, as any good southerner would do HAHA, My father in-law and I are always running the smoker and grill while the woman folk prep the sides, football is in the air, it's almost time!!!!