North vs. South

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by banman, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. banman

    banman Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2013
    WE have a N vs. S food thread, so why not a little friendly argument on who has the better women? (Pictures are encouraged)
     
  2. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

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    Jun 27, 2010
    Hottest collection of women I've seen was in Charleston, SC
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    We have the hottest, dumbest, most conniving and stunning, gold digging, plastic women in the entire world and that was in second grade.
     
  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    THE SOUTH. Hands down. I've lived in the south for a few years and have spent significant time in each confederate state minus Mississippi. That's enough data to say I'd take a 6.5 southern belle days before a 9.5 northern girl. The difference in ratings is equivalent to the variance in Hawaiian wave heights vs the Spicoli scale.

    Girls up here are angry, unkempt, self-righteous, disagreeable, uptight, non-adventurous, and come with an insufficient dowry.
     
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    from the south but the midwest has the best looking girls a lot of our women idk what ugly tree they fell down.
     
  7. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  8. banman

    banman Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2013
  9. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Southern Belle's are the shiz...
     
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    American tail is easy. And easy wherever a man goes.

    It's all about the food. North has it.
     
  11. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I did not experience this in my years living in Chicago and traveling through the midwest for work. Most midwestern girls were fake, and their personalities made them ugly. Also, a girl considered attractive in midwestern standards, generally does not have a figure that one would consider a beach body. They can get away with it, as there are minimal chances to strip down. Out here, you spend 5+ months with minimal clothes on, so there is no way to hide anything.
     
  12. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    The north fails in the most important department: BBQ. Now I can agree with you on food diversity. We are getting there, but that is due to the fact that Charleston has become a southern food mecca.
     
  13. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    I don't know Surfdogg of Singer Island, according to all of your descriptions, I think Southern California has the south beat, especially the plastic and gold digging. There is no place in the world more fake than Southern California. The women are ditzy with fake parts, and all the white suburban kids think they're tough because they live within a hundred miles of Compton and own all of Tu Pac's Cd's.

    Do you know what the most shocking thing I have ever read was? An article in SURFING magazine illustrating the rough existences of growing up in Laguna Beach, CA(wealthy...wealthy....wealthy). It was such a joke. The stories of these nancy boys doing drugs and then committing "crimes" was hysterical. These guys were clowns. One dude, tried to rob a dealer by standing outside of his front door and saying, " Hey, I'm robbing you, give it up." He just stood out front of the house............Then the dealer shot him. LOL And that dude thinks he's a bad arse. Really, they had a picture of him in the article and he was trying to look all hard and everything.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    South - Ladies
    North - Tourist traffic
    SoCal - Fish Tacos, Carne Asada Burritos!
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    IDK why people think all we have down here is BBQ. Sure we have plenty of it, BUT We also have World Class Seafood and Steak Houses, authentic Spanish food of all types, amongst a slew of fine dining restaurants that cater to all types, you name it, they got it. Sure you can find BBQ joints, but nothing tops homemade BBQ IMO, we do know how to do THAT right around here, that's for sure. I'll tell you what though, I'm really enjoying eating Mofongo at the Puerto Rican establishments, and the Cuban cuisine is so damn good too, can't go wrong with any of those places.
     
  16. OceanO

    OceanO Well-Known Member

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    Jul 23, 2013
    gonna have to side with any kind of latin food.
     
  17. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    It isn't that we only have good BBQ. It is just that the north almost has zero good BBQ.
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Guess it's a southern thang, I figured EVERYBODY BBQ'd when watching the football
     
  19. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    By BBQ, I mean smoked meats/fish/cheese/veggies. I can tell you where every good BBQ place is in this area, the region they focus on, and sometimes even the wood they use. Aside from brewing, I love firing up the smoker for some slow cooking. The northern states really lack in that area.
     
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    True that, as any good southerner would do HAHA, My father in-law and I are always running the smoker and grill while the woman folk prep the sides, football is in the air, it's almost time!!!!