why the south will always rule over new jersey

I still don't know what foods the south "created" but ok............

The Daily Meal: 20 Best Restaurants in America

2012 Diner's Choice Winners- Top 100 U.S. Restaurants.........

Umm, I don't really see the analogy between crime rates and winning best restaurant awards. Best eateries are based entirely on opinion and not incidents(facts). International snooty folks don't go to the south to eat, except South Beach if they're happy.

Ok, now here's where you Southerners tell me aboot all the wonderfully fashionable people who have eaten at an Atlanta strip club...........

Brewengineer: Really, you see no difference between Honey Boo Boo and Snooki? Aww man, there's a ton of differences.

Honey Boo Boo's family represents most, if not all, southern families in existence. That's the truth. I know it must hurt southerners watching, and realizing, " Holly sheet, that's just like my ma & pa," but it is what it is...........

Snooki only represents 28.0% of North Jersey residents. If you factor all of New Jersey in the equation that figure diminishes to aboot 7.8 %.

And Snooki can speak English. Her and her family don't pass gas on each other all day long. Snooki doesn't "process" a hog on the front yard. Snooki doesn't sneeze and drip mucous all over herself and others. Snooki can handle herself in an elegant, classy setting. Snooki has discipline to lose weight. Snooki's dad doesn't look like he's in a constant state of comatose while chewing tobacco............

Man, I could go on and on...........

Please, the south is poor, uneducated, dirty, classless, has high infant mortality rates, has borderline retards as State representatives, has a population that votes republican while they lead the nation in food stamp and welfare claims and other instances that are in direct contrast to their supposed political beliefs.......

The south has high incidents of shoelessness, toothlessness(NON-meth or crack related), alligators, dudes who fight the police but can't handle a teenager, too much camoflauge clothes, AL, MS, obesity, just a general sense of "duuhhhh" going on down there, and far too many other things to mention.

Man, I think guys like NJSHredmachine has already said what needs to be said..........

Newer members: Don't be alarmed. Don't take anything too seriously here. This North vs South thing has to happen once every three months just to get the tensions out. This won't be the last time you see this. It's just one of them things taht has to happen. Oh, the South's still looking for their Knight in Shinning Armor to battle the intelligence and wit displayed by the yankees. They're still looking. Erock's too busy fishing and killing ESA heats to carry the torch. I know, I know......how selfish. So the search continues......

 

The crime rate comparison was simple to point out that statistics of any kind can be skewed if not looked at properly. Crime, education, obesity, poverty and any other statistic in our nation is based on percentages per 100,000 people. Which was my only point. In a city with 8 million people, you had better have 32 times the amount of good restaurants as Charleston has, or three times as many as san fransico for those statistics to add up... thats all I was saying... You can remove the "murder" or "crime" and replace it with anything... "People with no teeth", "Good restaurants" "Schools"... you get the idea.

 

Quantity doesn't always guarantee quality, especially with all of these burgoning metroploitan areas. They are better folk than New Yorkers........

And yes I understand the BS of statistics. Some crime stats have totally sissy cities as being hardcore, when they're not. Jeez, some U.S. casino survey stats ranked Atlantic City as having a higher crime rate than Detroit and New Orleans. Atlantic City is a beginner's ghetto. Ya know what it is that I be sayin?

And yes I understand the point you were making aboot areas of greater populations should statistically have more 5 star eateries. But should they? Oh, Chicago is homicide king of the country. And both Chicago and Philly are experiencing the lowest first-6-months-of-the-year homicide levels in 50 years. Let's give them guys a big round of applause.....................LOUD CLAPPING..................

And truck New York, the south and Cullyfornia..............

Philly invented the soft pretzel(no, the Germans didn't), the hoagie(submarine, torpedo), scrapple for you real carnivore sickos, the cheesesteak, Tastykakes, electricity to cook sh!t, Peanut chews, water ice, soda, and stromboli...........Yeah, that's all Philly, and therefore South Jersey.

Yeah, top that list, white boys.

Hushpuppies? Who would claim a hushpuppy. "Hush puppy, hush." And they was be created by Yankee soldiers during the War of Northen Aggression to quiet southern dogs as they were sneaking up on rebels. "Hush puppy, hush."

 

You know what? All of this is subjective. There is great food everywhere if you know where to look. If anything, France wins. And they didn't even invent most of their techniques, they borrowed from all over Europe. But, they were the first to write it down and create a real system for it, and that influence has spread far and wide across the globe. The whole concept of a kitchen line came from France. So if we're going to talk haute cuisine and fine dining here, just give it to the French. Now excuse me while I heat myself up some Hot Pockets.

Edit: And Snooki isn't even from Jersey, she's from Poughkeepsie, and I don't even think she's Italian. F*** Snooki and her fat, overtanned face.

 

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

 

Sugar in tomato sauce? I think you need to stop visiting chain restaurants when you come down here. Lucca and Bacco are 100% authentic, and there aint no sugar in the sauce.

 

That's ok. We believe that Snookie represents 99.9% of NJ.

 

South Jersey wishes is was Philly. That is all Jersey really has going for it. A quick drive into Philly for better food and beer.

Italy > France

 

Can't we please just get on to the second half of the "War between the States"? This 148 year half time is getting old. Yeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"The South still attracts the most domestic migrants of any US region. Last year, it boasted six of the top eight states in terms of net domestic migration - Texas, Florida, North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina and Georgia. The top four losers were New York, Illinois, New Jersey and California." www.forbes.com

There's a reason why people are moving South and it's not necessarily because of our tasty food, warm climate or Honey Boo-Boo. The South, in general, has been an economical hotbed for the better part of the 2000s. Our taxes are a lot friendlier and we are very supportive of new and established businesses alike. Most importantly, we've got a lot of red states down here. 2016 can't come soon enough!

 

BINGO! Dlrouen speaks the truth, red rules 2016!!!

 

OMG, red states are retarded. You got all of these white-trash, poor folk who some how identify with the upper crust of society because conservative politicians throw out some jibe aboot "freedoms," "lower taxes," and "patriotism."

Repubs constantly talk aboot less government but support EVERY freedom supressing law in existence. From drugs to seatbelt laws, they feel the need to protect us from ourselves. And, the rubes eat it up.

And to y'all who think the north has the worst pockets of poverty, as in our top-of-the-food chain ghettos,(and food stamps and welfare...).....No where in this country is poorer than the Appalachian area. Well, maybe, some Mexican settlement-towns in the Southwest.

Giving rich guys breaks on their personal income taxes does NOT "Create Jobs." Who is dumb enough to believe that? The wealthy's personal fortunes and their company's wealth are mutually exclusive. YES, let's cut corporate taxes for these poor fortune 500 companies !! 5 billion in profits isn't enough. OMG, the CEO only made $500 million this year.... Such patriotic companies who pay crappy wages to their employees and produce their goods overseas. What a joke, and y'all are sheep who don't care aboot anything except your big SUV and your 50 foot flatscreen TV.

Jesus, I need to run this country.

Immigrant Migration?? Ahh, I think the NE has had it's share during the lifespan of this country. And yes, most foreigners dream, not of New York City, but of Charlotte, NC..........That's the town that draws them here.

If the south is econimically better, it's because y'all are 60 years behind the north. Every dog has it's day. The north built this country. Yep, Northeastern manufacturing made this country what it is. The south's claim to fame is slavery-based agriculture...........So tuck into that one, white boys.

 

The south has uninhabited islands. /argument

 

Not every business is a Fortune 500 company with a CEO that makes $500 million a year. What about the small business owners that are constantly fighting to stay above water as it is? The IRS is constantly knocking at your door, while the government is calling for your first born or higher taxes; whichever comes first. What's the motivation to even own your own business anymore?

I didn't mention anything about "immigrant migration," but rather "domestic migration." And I thought us Southerners were the ones who couldn't read...

60 years behind? Don't flatter yourself like that. That's like a Cleveland Brown fan joining a Super Bowl conversation: "Yeah, we were champions in 1950, 1954, 1955 & 1964."

 

Not about the north as a whole but here is an article about why NJ sucks:

http://www.iheartboost.com/njsucks.html

 

Dude, your arguments were horrible.......The Cleveland Browns??????? What the F does that have to do with anything??

Domestic migration???? Uh UHhhhh, that's not what you were talking aboot. You were talking aboot immigration. Yo, don't try and twist things around. Yeah, what the F is domestic migration? Domestic migration?? Mexicans who wind up in one state and move to another???? Yeah, ok, dude?? That makes sense........Typical southern, repub, who has no friggin clue.......................

Small businesses fighting to stay alive..........OMG, somebody help them !!!! YEAH, the OBAMA government is holding them back.........!!!

Yep, it has NOTHING to do with the republicans being more concerned with making Obamy look bad than actually voting for things that would help all AMERICANS..............Yeah, nothing to do with that.......

YEP, VOTE AGAINST ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE BLACK GUY LOOK GOOD........................WHO CARES ABOOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ??!! IT IS ALL ABOOT PARTY LINES.....................

Man, I HATE Abraham Lincoln...............................

Should have let the SOUTH Succcccceeeeeedddddd.

Imagine that? Yeah, they would have done real well, in the manufacturing age........Real well..................

THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA(HAHA)..................

WE GIVE MORON STATES THE SAME POWER AS REAL STATES. THE SOUTH IS A JOKE, AND YES, THEY NOW HAVE POWER................AND THEREFORE, THE COUNTRY IS NOW A JOKE.

REALLY, THE MORE BACKASSWARD STATES HAVE POWER..........THE WORSE OFF WE ARE..........

 

Really..........Northeastern power declines............................JUST LOOK AT TODAY........


Southern POWER increases.......

THE COUNTRY IS AT IT'S WORST............ THE COUNTRY IS AT IT'S WORSE SHAPE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME..............THE WORST.............YOU F'ING HICK, REPUBLICAN MORONS................

COINCIDENCE ????????????? Naw, ain't no coincidence...........

THE COUNTRY IS AT IT'S WORST...........

YEAH, UMM GO FIGURE THAT OUT...........

THE SOUTH is like the muslim extremists..........they have some BS ideas but couldn't run a country to save their lives.....Same thing.........THE SAME THING...

MAN, we should have gutted all 'y'all back then...........

 

The Cleveland Brown reference was simply an analogy. Don't overthink it!

I was talking about domestic migration, dude. And no, I was not trying to twist anything around.

"Net Domestic Migration - The difference between domestic in-migration to an area and domestic out-migration from the same area during a specified time period. Domestic in- and out-migration consist of moves where both the origin and the destination are within the United States (excluding Puerto Rico). The net domestic migration rate expresses net domestic migration during a specified time period as a proportion of an area's population at the midpoint of the time period. Rates are expressed per 1,000 population." - www.census.gov

Yeah, I'm the "typical southern repub who has no friggin clue."

Why should business owners (big or small) be responsible for our government's frivolous spending habits?