New Kook Identifier or Actually useful?

These guys will be the first to buy it.

 

Not really, Francine. Just because you had to use your computer to Googly most of the words that I utilized really only means that you're one of the Gen X or Gen Y or Gen Who Cares that just doesn't get it.

So many of your techno-blah blah items just fail, fail to impress anyone who has actually lived life. Then again, I'm talking to a generation that genuflects in front of a poster of Steve jobs in a g-string.

Just an opinion, moderator! Not taking the young know-it-all to task.

 

I left my cellphone at home today. I am at work. I AM LOSING MY MIND! SOMEONE MIGHT BE CALLING ME! I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE STORY OF THE WORLD! I NEED TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK AND TELL THE WORLD HOW UNJUST THIS IS!

I think I will turn my surfboard into a cellphone. That way I can call everyone that isn't with me and tell them how epic my surfing is...while on the wave!

I want to get Facetime on it too. Perhaps the screen can be in the pelvic region...Facetime just got better

 

Yesterday(Friday), I had a gang meeting in Philadelphia. Profits are down at 57th & Chester, someone has set-up shop too close......might be Chavez Y Chavez's people. I don't know. Oh yeah, I never mentioned it before, but, yes, I'm in a gang.

Thank you.

So, I'm riding the train into the city. Everybody sitting around me(and I looked, turned my head and everything) was pluged into one of them music devices and/or playing with their smartphones. Every single person. Even saw a moron with one of them Kindle things. Man, buy the book, arsejack. Print is a good thing. Monks understand what I'm saying.

No one these days can be alone with their thoughts anymore.........

They always ahve to be talking on their phones or interneting on them.

All of this stuff makes people think that every minute detail of their life should be documented, showcased, and shared.

No, no it doesn't.

 

Every kept calling me something like "kook" "do*che-bag" "co*k sucker" "tiny di*k asia*n fu*ker" things like that so I decided to stay out of the water

 

Just keep on "rapping" on that keyboard, you technology-freedom fighter. The words that you used are quite elementary, at the very most. Ill make sure to spell out my sarcasm, next time. The University of Phoenix taught you well.