Everything surf related I own is up for grabs

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013.

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  1. Aug 15, 2013 #1
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    1,522
    Aug 22, 2012
    There is never going to be any surf in the northeast. Not ever again. Everything surf related I own I'm just giving up - for free. Come take it off my hands. I have four boards, three wetsuits, a wetsuit top, swim fins, a hand plane, roof racks, two sets of booties, gloves, a half used stick of zinc, a 1/4used bar of warm water sticky bumps, 25 surf DVD's, 100 old surf mags, three extra leashes, a set of FCS fins missing the right box fin, a julie design surf sock from 2001 that is so caked with wax it stands on its own, a reinforced travel board bag, and a regular board bag, one unused traction pad, two old ding repair kits, and a couple wax combs. And a partridge in a pear tree.
    That, or someone talk me off the edge.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
  3. Aug 15, 2013 #2
    dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    814
    Jun 6, 2012
    Can I have your tv?
     
    dlrouen, Aug 15, 2013
    dlrouen, Aug 15, 2013

  5. Aug 15, 2013 #3
    shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    1,093
    Apr 29, 2012
    Do you have a surfer girl that I could take off your hands?
    This flat spell is brutal with no hope in sight. Hopefully this tropical system that just formed off the cape verde islands sends us something next week.
     
    shark-hunter, Aug 15, 2013
    shark-hunter, Aug 15, 2013
  6. Aug 15, 2013 #4
    RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    You're lying right? I'll take it all!!!!!
     
    RIsurfer, Aug 15, 2013
    RIsurfer, Aug 15, 2013
  7. Aug 15, 2013 #5
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    13,085
    Aug 21, 2012
    Remember all that warm water you were talking about, just waiting to nourish and feed a nice tropical depression, it'll happen.
     
    seldom seen, Aug 15, 2013
    seldom seen, Aug 15, 2013
  8. Aug 15, 2013 #6
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    17,845
    Mar 6, 2012
    Have you met Wayne? I'm sure he's willing to take it off your hands!
     
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 15, 2013
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 15, 2013
  9. Aug 15, 2013 #7
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    Those old board socks are the worst. LMAO
     
    sisurfdogg, Aug 15, 2013
    sisurfdogg, Aug 15, 2013
  10. Aug 15, 2013 #8
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    1,522
    Aug 22, 2012
    I know that there are threads that exist in this forum where the purist in me spoke about never surfing an artificial wave, but if Kelly Slade's Water Park and Fake Wave Machine were within 100 miles from me I'd be in the car ready to surf a cholrinated pool filled with buggers and piss like it was the 3rd day of a tropical groundswell. And I'd be dropping in on everyone there repeatedly and once they closed for the day I'd break in at night and fire the thing up myself. Then I'd sleep in my car and dawn patrol it. "Bros! Its 2 and a half feet of 25 yard perfection.... AGAIN!"
    This flat spell is unbareable. Come on Erin.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
  11. Aug 15, 2013 #9
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    1,522
    Aug 22, 2012
    NO. Baseball, Beers, and sweatleaf are all I have left.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 15, 2013
  12. Aug 15, 2013 #10
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    6,319
    Apr 16, 2013
    Did you not list your inflatable party sheep since yankee paid you 2g's flat for it? I assume BCN also claimed dominion of your basement.
     
    EmassSpicoli, Aug 15, 2013
    EmassSpicoli, Aug 15, 2013
  13. Aug 15, 2013 #11
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    2,257
    Aug 6, 2011
    If you have a reef (preferably coral) in there somewhere you're giving away, I'll start driving up there right now.
     
    Erock, Aug 15, 2013
    Erock, Aug 15, 2013
  14. Aug 15, 2013 #12
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    6,319
    Apr 16, 2013
    Hope you have a flatbed suitable for freight and copious tie-downs to stack the sections. If necessary, I've got a 40ft Class A vehicle to use and I'm sure we can swindle a forklift for a few days from someone. Lets do this. I'm sick of the shifty sandbars here. We each take half. Hell, I'll help equally for a piece large enough for one good repetitive right-hander.

    You should come up with more good ideas like this.
     
    EmassSpicoli, Aug 15, 2013
    EmassSpicoli, Aug 15, 2013
  15. Aug 15, 2013 #13
    sonfollowerssurf

    sonfollowerssurf Well-Known Member

    227
    Oct 9, 2012
    I will take it. If you live somewhere in the lower 48 states I can arrange pick up.
     
    sonfollowerssurf, Aug 15, 2013
    sonfollowerssurf, Aug 15, 2013
  16. Aug 15, 2013 #14
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    2,690
    Sep 12, 2010
    Funny. Dramatic. Minor flat spell at the least. Go do something fun brother you've earned it.
     
    bubs, Aug 15, 2013
    bubs, Aug 15, 2013
  17. Aug 15, 2013 #15
    McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

    985
    Jun 27, 2010
    Is your wife/gf "surf-related"?

    ;) j/k
     
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    McLovin, Aug 15, 2013
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  18. Aug 15, 2013 #16
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    4,200
    Jun 22, 2006
    Good luck getting any buyers. I've already flooded the market with all mines.
     
    chicharronne, Aug 15, 2013
    chicharronne, Aug 15, 2013
  19. Aug 15, 2013 #17
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    4,626
    Apr 20, 2012
    lmao...thank you!!!!!!!!
     
    cepriano, Aug 15, 2013
    cepriano, Aug 15, 2013
  20. Aug 16, 2013 #18
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    2,613
    Jun 20, 2011
    If you throw in an all expenses paid intimate evening eating burgers with Gruvi then I'm your guy.
     
    ChavezyChavez, Aug 16, 2013
    ChavezyChavez, Aug 16, 2013
  21. Aug 16, 2013 #19
    StuckontheGulf

    StuckontheGulf Well-Known Member

    524
    Apr 23, 2012
    You sissies aint seen a real flat spell. Try living on the gulf. You eventually realize you may NEVER get waves if you don't travel and may go for months without a surf. So what do we do? We buy offshore boats and go fishing, diving and spearfishing. Take it wakeboarding and wake surfing. It really does help being out on the water at least and coming home with some fresh grouper and snapper for dinner. Trade it all for a boat I tell ya.
     
    StuckontheGulf, Aug 16, 2013
    StuckontheGulf, Aug 16, 2013
  22. Aug 16, 2013 #20
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    17,845
    Mar 6, 2012
    I'm hungry dude, I could go for some snapper stuffed w/some seafood dressing, maybe some hot sauce, rice / beans, yeah that's the ticket.... lunch!
     
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 16, 2013
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 16, 2013
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