Urgent !! Must read

Everyone involved in the making of that video should be crucified.

 

All those involved with this video abomination should be made to surf Cocoa Pier for the rest of their lives. And be branded with Ron Jon logos on their hindquarters. And have to memorize and recite every one of EMasses postings. They should have to eat Jerzy Shore Snookie Snacks for breakfast, and be made to watch endless loops of OP Pro Huntington Beach semi-finals in 2 foot Hawaiian scale shore pound. I have had this crap music ricocheting in my brain for three days now. If it is flat for the entire month of September, this is why. Led Zeppelin is the cure. White trash rap crap is the disease. I hope it is not too late.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha.... Does someone need a hug barney. No real surfer would ever drive a Maserati. Im glad you have sooooooo much money. Maybe you can drive your Maserati straight to Dillard's and buy your self a Sense of humor. I like how you try to make your self feel good by mentioning how much money you have. Truth is we enjoy getting Yanks like you worked up into a frenzy. We are already cool and already get all the chicks dumbass. We live in North and South Carolina. Land of trailer parks and white trash. Now that we have established you are a compete kook lets get down to business. I challenge you to a surf comp. Since you have so much money and can buy thousands of me it would be safe to say you are able to fly me and 3 of my friends to your homebreak. You can go to the polo club or wherever mammas boys like yourself hang out and find 3 people that may be able to do a turn on a wave. Then we will proceed to wax dat azz on your turf then drive your really expensive car into a lake before we fly home back to our doublewides and dirt roads. Kook

 

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I could care less about any of the north-south, babes/waves-boats/hoes, which state is better, who surfs or who surfs better crap that is in this discussion...but this made me laugh..I actually dip while surfing quite often! Yeah that's right, so what!?

 

Hahaha...same here, just about every time i paddle out.