Forum Reunion

Anyone wanna hang out? Bring money, surfboards and children. I will make sure the kids find Jesus. Once they all commit their lives and 15% of all their future earnings (Jesus needs to get dat cheddah) we can all go SURFING!!! YEAHHHHHH

 

That was spot-on.
Wayne will bring The White Van for the kiddies to climb into & find magic jeezus.

 

Drive the white van to the spit in Homer, AK. You cant drive any further in North America. Get out and look around. Feel immediately at home (even though you're not sure why). Find someone with a boat who will take you to Port **** (not being a wiseass). It won't be hard (pun intended). Lots of worthy boats. That's Port dee-eye-see-kay, Alaska. Google map it. Paradise found (and jesus nowhere to be seen). Yankee you should come too. We can all hang and blaze and shred.

 

On my way, cresto-mon, on my way.

 

did this happen and I missed it....bummer....next year?

 

It didn't happen yet, but probly really should.

 

I was going to comment on this thread, then I decided to see if I already had. I'm so proud of my 3-month-ago self. Couldn't top that comment if I tried.

_impacting little girls during their "surf lesson"

 

Brew is 100 % right for once

 

Watch your tongue Wayne! Jesus was a brew engineer...water into wine remember?

 

Umm...Thanksgiving at Clemmy's????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

there is no way it would be that organized

 

No way that many of us could actually catch a wave.

 

I don't think any of us can actually surf, except for Erock

 

I thought the church had to spend the money on spaceships and stuff for outer space

 

Again with the narcissism.....thinking that just because you say so, people will do so.

Wayne The Insane, how long before you get busted for multiple transgressions, including but not limited to:
cold water wax in tropical water, deep-pile shag carpet in your white hayzeus-be-rising cargo van, horrific combo platter graphics of sunrise, dolphins playing & the bearded one on the side of said vehicle, utilizing your foam boards that double as porn couches for your wily ways with the 12 year olds you entice into the van of shame, and of course you teaching kids to scream gawd is great as you surf them.

Impacting the coast for safe havens from wack jobs like you.

 

What a riot. At first it looked like some sort of gay surf fest. But they wisely planned ahead by bringing all those soft tops.

 

^^^^ Fatality ^^^^

 

For you!!! Because your a hostile d bag to everyone you come in contact with!!!!