Solution to wet wetsuits!

Ya it happens all the time 'shoot there is someone standing right outside my back door!'

 

aww sh!t....you have one of those huh? don't be so sensitive. you limp wrist BMW dudes have fragile ego.

your mom drives me around. but mostly we just make sweet love while your dad sucks his thumb and watches.

 

can i film this porno, it will be called surfers (unleashed) hahah....

 

lol. if yankee/rcarter's mom wasn't morbidly obese it could be in it too. gross

DPSup can film that one. maybe the fancy pants BMW owner MFitz73 could star in it with Yankme/rcater's fat transexual, bearded mom. could set up yankee/rcater's soft top quiver in the background and still have a surf theme.

brilliant!!

 

What do you have against BMW's? I own one. The thing is a tank. 1994 325i with 215k miles. If you can deal with the electronic gremlins, it is reliable and fun to drive. I am all for giving Fitz a hard time, but don't drag the Germans down with him.

 

Please, tell us what "real surfers" drive.



This is Kelly Slater's Audi:

If he will drive that, I am sure he has no problem with other German luxury cars.

 

fixed it for ya

 

my bad brew, i took you for a smartcar or prius kind of guy.

 

I'm not a fan of BMW's but I will say German Engineering is some of the best in the world, our engineers back home could learn a few things from them

 

aluminum works great in marine environments.

 

I would have replied to this last night but I was too busy leaving a milky mustache on OceanO's moms beat face. lol yeah lets make a porno of that!!! OceanO get the camera ready I'll be back at your mom's place tonight!!! You know the place where you still live! lol.

 

such a weak response. i expected better. we already went over moms and who's doing who. couldn't go beyond that? had to latch to heckle material that's already been posted. get that BMW stick shift outta your butt and try again old man.

 

actually you got crushed. just picture it. your mom with a milky fitzpedo across her upper lip!!! Yeah I splashed some in her eyes too!!

 

i dont see myself buying that. i just use a hanger. and unless i read it wrong there is not novel solution here to drying your wetsuit, it is just a rack you can hang it on. find a way to dry the suit faster without ruining it and then maybe ill buy it. even then there would probably be a better market where people surf multiples times a day like socal and oz.

 

oh giggle! derrrr...i did your mom! lame. come on MFitz73. for a gray ball-haired 73 yr old i expect better.

 

don't start what you can't finish b&Tch! lol... actually that's what I said to your mom after I put her head in the toilet and gave her a swirly. gave her a nice fitzpedo on her back while I was at it too.

 

hahahaha. LOL!!! so much pent up sexual frustration MFritz. high school can be tough. hang in there buddy

 

If all you're gonna do is talk sh*t, which is all you seem to do oceano, at least keep it consistent...is fitz and old man or in high school? The only surf related commentary I can remember from your keyboard are comments related to and pics from the central coast. That's it. Oh yeah, and stuff related to shaping. Other than that it's just sh*t talking.

 

hey hey yall enough about beemers and high school were trying to produce a porno..think seaman and sex wax. lets just all be peaceful and think about the good waves to come soon. waiting ...waiting...waiting.. waves where are you? Oceano got banned again should we free him?

 

He's already back as AtanticO...without the 'L'.