How did I miss this? http://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/8666-kelly-slater-will-pursuit-a-big-wave-bodyboarding-career
publish date is March 31st...what's the next day? now go sit in a corner and feel bad about yourself.
Damn I thought it said May hence using May in the title. I'll go sit in the corner and bang your mom then she can use your sponge to wipe up the jizz from here rack.
From that same site, I learned the Swiss have their own national surfing competition held in Spain. http://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/9321-luca-carlisle-is-the-2013-swiss-surfing-champion And I don't think it's an April Fools joke either.
