Check this guy out........Listen to what he says.

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  1. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    I think it's impossible to be completely honest
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I'm a little disappointed - = - it took this thread too long to get totally sidetracked. I mean, I like the sidetracking but, really, you guys are slipping.
     

  3. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    god swill.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Wise words...I always praise Boreas when we're blessed with N winds. I thank Quetzlcoatl too.



    LOL SMH LOL LMAO(sorry PJB had to...)... *que John Lennon* all we are saaaayyying, is give Jesus a chance
     
  5. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    All of your questions can be answered! I implore you to seek the truth!

    UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

    -Spaghetti Jesus
    -Vomit Jesus
    -Fecal Jesus

    A simple GOOGLE search shall set you free!!!
     
  6. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    We should all be praying for some gosh darn swells. Who should I bow my head to in search of friendly ocean activity ?
     
  7. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

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    Mar 21, 2013

    I knew you'd be down dude.

    I'm praying to the big belly guy from asia today to see if the winds will go a little west before the sun sets. Tomorrow's DP is looking like flat glass.
     
  8. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

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    Mar 21, 2013
    Do what I've been doing. Pray to different god every week until you find one that listens. Don't got time for a god with ear plugs in while I'm devotedly praying for an impromptu church service.
     
  9. MY SAVIOR

    MY SAVIOR Well-Known Member

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  10. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Talking to yourself in the third person is very sad.
     
  11. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I love it when Boxers and MMA guys give all credit for their win to Jeebus. Cause we all know Kripes was all about bashing people's faces in.
    I grew up on Army forts. Church was always confusing to me. Seeing baby killers praying to the prince of peace, then later joking about the amount of people they "dispatch".
     
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  12. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

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    Jun 2, 2008
    Jesus would surf....he wore sandles and loved the sand. But he's not coming back anytime soon.... Let's see....90% of all the wars in history were started over religion...the other 10% weapons of mass destruction,oil, and lies. Is there a difference between the two? Mother nature has the final say in everything that happens on this earth and a 3,000 year old "book", politician, army, or any other "being" isn't going to change or stop that. The ocean will take your life if you don't respect it... a tornado, fire, hurricane, will kill you in an instant if it wants. Religion is the root of all evil in this world. Have a good heart, do the right thing, take care of this planet and all will be good.....................
     
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  13. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Still pushing that agenda huh Wayne?
     
  14. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    are you really replying to yourself with a different screen name? Come on Wayne, deception isn't very christian of you...
     
  15. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    No Lee, as long as he's doing God's work it justifies any behavior. Lying, deception, dishonesty, its ok as long as he's a believer.

    Onward Christian soldiers!
     
  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Speaking of evil in the name of the lord, Fred Phelps is dead. Unfortunately, living seemed to be more torture for this arsehole.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    People should go protest his funeral, and have a mass pissing on his grave.
     
  18. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    what with all the pissing contests on this forum; we could start a hateful group…we'd be good at it..lets
    see…something surf related….uuummmmmm….thrusters for trusters???
     
  19. Blackfish

    Blackfish Well-Known Member

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    Jan 20, 2013
    Why waste piss..... The world is genuinely better off today. Thanks Wayne for letting us use this religious thread.
     
  20. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    this a zombie thread that wont die....jesus is rolling over in his grave
     
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