Where do we go from here?

Only logical move is to off yourself. The real you... Go upstairs to daddy's room, grab his gun and do the right thing. Don't bother leaving a note. Nobody cares.

 

Still running with this bit, huh?

Wow, you're pretty simple, huh? Easily amused........

Secretly, AO actually wishes he was me. I'm so much more clever and witty.

Not to buy into your BS, but I'll play along since you seem to crave attention in any way you can get it. I'll be nice and keep your act going:

1. I really don't spend much time talking aboot myself. During your absence I spent most of it arguing with MIS-13 aboot anarchy and taxes. Plus, I think your "radar" can't differentiate between seriousness and tongue-in-cheek tomfoolery.

2. My references aren't Surfer Mag references. Actually, my subscription expired a few years ago and I just recently resubscribed. I wasn't real happy with it a few years ago. Anyways, these references aren't exclusive to one magazine, they are facts. Surfer Mag didn't create Gary Elkerton. Yeah, I've read a lot, AO, and I tend to remember stuff. So make fun of that if you will.

3. Not sure what "Tying like Soprano" means. Yeah, I know it's some typo error, but I can't even begin to deduce what you were trying to say. Again, I have NO association with anything North Jersey. This is the only thing I find offensive from you.

4. Yes, I do live in Ocean City.........the best spot in New Jersey. Any pictures seen on my page are from Ocean City, NJ.........That's Ocean City, NJ...............7th St/8th St

Yeah, AO I know you're having a blast doing this, and it's some big obnoxious Eddie Haskell game. But it's stale, man. As you can see you aren't getting much interest from it. Really, dude, no one really cares.

Yeah, you got hits and attention the first 16 hours, but you just kept going with the same shtick. That doesn't work, dude. You gotta change it up. Attack someone different. BE REAL DARING AND GO AFTER ONE OF THE ELDER STATESMEN ON HERE....THE DUDES EVERYONE LOVES...... Try attacking LBCrew or Za Gaffer or Mitchell, that would get you a ton of attention. Jeez, taking stabs at me ain't original. Me and Ice Cube are the N and the cracker America loves to hate.

If you put your faith and trust in the Lord you can become a person people can tolerate, or maybe even like.

But being a "grown man" trying to instigate childish nonsense on a computer is real weak, and yeah, from this kind of behavior, I surmise you wouldn't last in my old G-Town thugster world. Ha, dude, you'd be scared just driving through the outskirts of a real ghetto, not some palm tree, front-and-back yard Californian hood. I can tell.

Now go guard some coasts.........

 

what the shnykes? braa either your effin with our minds or something is effed up in yours

 

You got part of that right. I am from NC and hate Obama and sell insurance but I drive a Chevy and believe that guys who hit women are the second worst scum on this earth behind you AtanticO. Also If you are me and I tell you to go FU(K yourself is that the same as masturbation?

P.S. as PJB told you this stupidity is getting really old and is below even a piece of crap like you. Or on second thought please keep it up and get yourself banned again.

 

Agree 100%. I asked him to do this yesterday but instead he just makes more lame threads. I think we should offer him suggestions for ways to do it. My suggestion:

AtanticO go look under your parents sink and find all the bottles of cleaners they have. Mix them up in a big glass, put in a bottle of sleeping pills and add some whip cream and a cherry. Then drink it down so we can be rid of you for good. If that does not work tie a rope to a high strong tree limb. Make sure to put a nice noose on the other end and that it hangs about 7-8 feet above the ground. Climb up a ladder and put the noose end around your neck. Then just jump off the ladder. Problem solved.

 

Pour a whole can of drano crystals down your throat please. If your insides exploding doesn't end you, pretend to be a blind man, in the middle of the highway.

 

Come on down to NC and I'll put an arrow through our skull for ya. That should work just fine.

 

Can you touch the end of your dong to your asswhole? If the answer is no...haha ha! If the answer is yes then GO FARK YOURSELF! Get some waves, get a life, and go touch yourself.

 

better yet, get someone else to touch you. I think thats his problem.

 

Most effective watching Bruce Lee's "Fists of Fury".

 

I hate to tell everyone in the world but you are all figments of my imagination. I sit here on my golden throne bored and alone and wished you all into being.

 

I've learned so many new and creative ways to off myself from this thread, thanks AO. What's the matter, you didn't make the cut to the adult table this year? Shame shame