wtf should i do with my life?

Hey Brah Jetty Bear!!! What did I miss??? I haven't been on here for a while... Just wanted to drop by and say: YOUR THE MAN BRO!!

Ok that's all- later!

Btw this thread is too long...

#saltlife
#belmar

 

WHOA!!!....little Cupcake Billy is on a roll!

off the wagon buddy? you sure seem to be torn up aboot all this. posting novels and such....too funny! i'll play along and you can post back in all of your many profiles after you ban me. but this is my last post. i promise.

why so many passionate posts from somebody who doesn't care aboot anything? holy sh!t, your off your meds again buddy. your completely obsessed with me. you obviously think aboot me non-stop.

do you suddenly live in Camden? what!?!? thought you lived at your mom's near the beach?

South Jetty Bill, Pedophile Jetty Bear or whatever you call yourself, wtf do you ever post besides lond-winded, judgmental, im so edgy and hate everybody crap? kinda weird considering you claimed to me that your a short, red-headed, big-lipped, mouth breathing, racist, bald jew. just look at your mouth-breather pic. what retarded donkey.

your writing is like reading prison letters. hmmm..... all those years you spent in prison have translated to a great internet writing career! too bad you don't get paid for these posts you could maybe move outta mommy's house and she could host her 'clients' without you watching. might be something to look into since your obviously are incapable of holding a job. but hey, your a trust-fund failure. damn parolee leaches

why in the fu#k do you always make references to ghettos which are hours away from your upper-middle class suburb? does claiming your down with some ghetto-ass sh!thole make you tough? talk aboot a desparate reach. you were born a rich jew boy with a little bag of jew gold around your neck and everything. it's like if i claimed we should go to Compton or Oakland and see how tough you are. you'd suck your thumb little Cupcake Billy. but hey, why expect anything less, seeing as you we're conceived when a bunch of cross-dressers gangbanged your toothless, meth-head mom while the loser you thought was your dad watched, beat-off and sucked his thumb. eww

where have i ever acted tough? can you read? look at you go off while im banned. your just a big-mouth Jersey goon who is infatuated with 16yr old teenage girls ala 'teen mom'. you've sounded like a pedophile in so many posts it's sick.

dude, i came down to Ocean City. where were you? hiding behind your computer pretending your tough while arguing aboot the civil war, claiming you 'whack' it and bragging aboot being 'underground' in NJ? what a life. 41, lonely kook with zero real friends and angry at the world. you told me you've never left New Jersey. damn, your sooooooo worldly though? i think just aboot anybody would kill themselves if they were you.

you do post from multiple accounts. how could such a prolific writer resist. it's not like you work or have anything to do except troll SI.

i have a sneaking suspicion ether you or Yankee are the real SI admin. sh!t, PJB/Yankee/rcarter isn't around and i get no ban....PJB/yankee/rcarter or whoever comes back and bam! ban! ban! hahhahaha. i get death threats left and right from you and rcarter. and rcater/yankee/PJB get nothing? go figure. it's you little Billy. your the SI admin/mod or whatever.

im actually very close to NJ and will meet up for a friendly surf anytime. im not actually in the CG and have lived out here forever. just like you billy....my internet existence is a complete lie. you got me. one for Billy

and please, stop posting your boring, pathetic life story. it's just sad and you really come off as a generic, hateful, lonely little Jersey poser. your not a writer. just an unemployed kook.

i know you've read every surfermag while you sit and pee but please don't think that makes you a surfer.

now get back to sucking your thumb while listening to REM. everybody hurts, right Cupcake Billy? haha. just keep it to yourself. go ahead and make 20 more posts aboot me for the sake of entertaining your handful of sucked-up kooks ... im not gonna read it.

your pal, AtanticO

 

honestly with all this conspiracy crap you and pjb are looking at this all wrong. you need to ask archy and he will tell you what is going on.

 

I hope it's cream filled

 

Wow, they both come back at the same time..

AO you live real close to New Jersey, huh?

Well come on down.

Wow, you seem to be upset.

Well, I won't bore or excite the good people on here. You can yap all you want. Come to Camden. Compton ain't sh!t. Well-spaced out, large properties, palm trees.....and dudes who have to have thirty of their boys around them to be "bad."

You went to Ocean City and where was I? I'll have to work on my mind reading abilities.

Dude, why do you keep coming on here?

 

Definitely an example of a blending of writing styles from Spicoli/AO/OO/whatever you want to call him, IMO. Way more prolific that AO ever was, yet not as excessively and intentionally verbose as Emass8'.

Clearly used to vent Emass' hostility towards the forum members that he wasn't happy with or offended by.

And AO/OO your wrong about the rcarter/yankee/whatever else connection. I reported your posts, when you were posting as AO. Normally I don't do such things, but I realized that you reporting me(as Emass) is what got me that temporary ban so quickly. So, right back at ya bud.

I'm not entertaining this nonsense anymore, but best of luck w/ your internet games, as I'm sure you're engaged in conflicts on other forums on other topics. Try getting out once in a while, it's good for you.

 

I have been reporting him. I tend to stick to reporting spammers, and his BS is turning into a type of spam. Personally, I think creating 3-4 accounts just to get around bans, should warrant an ip ban.

 

You know what?

Instead of being upset at this AO-Spicoli guy, we should feel sorry for him. I mean creating multiple characters with varying personalities is kind of sad. Kind of like the loony who has pictures of his next door neighbor posted all over his room. Why would anyone do that? They must be kind of sick to get satisfaction from that.

Jeez, maybe this will turn into a future Law & Order episode. I PM'd him a gracious invitation to meet up, but this guy might eat me or something. But I don't care. I got nothing to lose right AO. You shouldn't mess around with people who don't have anything to lose. We don't care.

OH AO, just so you know. You can call people on here "sad" "pathetic" "poor surfers...." But they aren't the ones playing games on the internet by trying to "trick" people by playing off numerous characters.

Also, I used to live in an abando off Broadway in South Camden. Broadway is where I did the fellatio for money. But really AO, there's a reason I want to meet people in the city. It's a screening device. I can tell a lot aboot someone if they show-up at The Walter Rand or don't. It tells me so much aboot a person. There's reasons for my methods. Nah never lived there, but spent oh so much time there. I hung out there. I didn't just buy and leave, I knew some graham crackers down there. AO, they just loved me at the projects at 7th & Sycamore or maybe they loved my money. I don't know.......

And nahh, I'm not tough I'm only 4'10'' ........so. I mean, I'll F up some "little people"

Anyways why Spicoli, why? Why did you get into to these games? One character wasn't enough? Just tell us and move on. Might you suffer from multiple personality syndrome? Why is your alter ego, AO, such an antagonizing prick? And, me and "AO" were cool with each other, but you attack my best friends. I can't sit there and do nothing. These people are all I have, remember. It's funny how you talk smack aboot my life, but you're some lunatic playing childish games on a surf predictin' website. And you have the audacity to criticize others? Wow, you got some problems bub. You're characters are complete shams and then you talk smack aboot others?

Yeah, this whole internet thing was a good idea........it provides information

But it is now used for all the wrong reasons........

 

Same here...only non spammer I've ever reported. Honestly just annoying to see nothing but personal insults, and I love the ball busting that goes on around here. Agreed on the ip ban.

 

so you are 4'10 and Irish...can I have your lucky charms?

 

You find AO for me, and I'll give you my lucky charms.

That goes for anybody.

 

Paddy:
"Calgon take me away" was a commercial about a woman stressing out over the course of a day then slipping into a Calgon bubble bath which takes her away from all the stress. Instead of Cracker jacks, I will take a box of frozen Ellios Pizza.
Did you get out yet today? Nasty.

 

I am having a difficult time believing Emass not real. I ran into this dude from Mass like 4-times and I was sure it was him. I saw him in RI and Cape at the right spots right time getting it dialed. Super stoked guy fit his description perfect. Idk i prob dun got gaffeled. Btw Seldom that spot we both like so much was working nice Friday afternoon

 

Dude Friday afternoon was fun, so worth the sick day I used!

 

Indeed indeed.... until Emass8'hole posted #2K, I didn't believe it. I couldn't. How could the only other BMW appreciating, model dating, hard charging member of this site not exist? I felt so lonely.

Emass seemed like one those hyper-positive, successful people; the type of people who refuse to admit that anyone but them is responsible for their success. A success which is usually well aided by a nice wealthy upbringing in some honkey neighborhood of MA or CT or LI and a parent-bought degree from some bullsh*t private school that will take anyone with money. Perhaps a BS degree in Nutritional 'Science' from Boston College? (thats BullSh*t degree not Bachelors of Science).

Am I close to the truth Emass?

Is any of it true? Did you really get that well-heeled broad's digits at the beach?

Are you really up at 4am, eating snacks and posting and frothing in advance of the DP sesh?

Do you really even like the Patriots?

Do you really bring your Carvers and elbow pads and kneepads to the skatepark, and then apologize for snaking the heshers, cause you're ''only getting into skating insofar as it will help'' your surfing?

Is your grandma really dead/dying? Did Grandpa Mchero really fight the evil Nazis so that his seedlings could pollute the vaginas of Eastern Massachusetts?

Is it all true, but you use AA/OO to vent your frustrations, because you cant handle anything more critical than the McHero cuddle? That would be sad. I would feel for you.

I thought you were the type of guy who could hang at the office with the big earners, but charge on the weekend after picking up a suit at Barneys. I thought we could be friends. I thought you could teach me about nutrition and I could teach you to handle yourself in a real city.

Is it all a lie? If so, you better be testing out characters for your new WASP telenovella. Bravo good sir. Bravo. You are a talented writer.

For the record I believe in Emass. And I believe he is a nutritional coach for a Massachusetts athletic organization. He is truly enjoying the spotlight right now, smiling his perfect Waspy grin, drinking a cold pressed juice, and looking in the mirror, reaffirming his own awesomeness right before he mans up and tags some hottie despite his ailing rib cartilage.

 

double penetrate session? or donkey punch? I dont understand your lingo but both sound unpleasant

 

Hahaha... Nice job Gaff... I never read those last 3 posts from Emass. That is some of the funniest kook sh*t I've ever heard.

 

Cahvez, good job, I'll get you those Ellios things......

ZaGafer, I will have you know that publicly stating that I did sex acts upon men as a means for obtaining drugs is pure slander and liable to civil court action. It's bad enough that people like you so much, and now your saying stuff like that. These people, they always try and torment me. I got AO, who didn't say a bad word to me, until I STUCK UP FOR YOU GUYS; MIS-13 belittles me.............. This is getting to be too much.

You're on the west coast. I have to live here !! So a formal retraction and apology is in order. I'll have you know my lawyer on the left coast is Robert Kardashian.

 

gimme yo pot o gold you little whiner!!!

so do I have to physically catch you for the gold, or just ask?

PJB:
1) is 4'9"
2) Irish
3) may or may not really exist

IPSO FACTO he is a leprechaun

 

HEY my weiner is not little. It's 9 inches. Ax any creepy old guy cruising Broadway.......

I told you how to get my gold. Smart fell like you could do it. You ever read Encyclopedia Brown?

Aww man, I can't take this any more. Cyber bullies abound. This used to be such a pleasant place to talk aboot wet suits and reasons for missing solid swells. Now it's just pure vile. Nothing but hurt.