2013 Swellies awards

Ho brah, you must be wit too many da kine wahines and smoking batu, eh. Da Doomsday swell was last year brotha(Dec 21, 2012). When you com surf V-Land make sure you come wit da 12 of Hieny or we poun you donkey good.

 

Perhaps if there was more (any) consistent female participation in this Form, another category, such as "Hindu Honey of the Year", could be included, but alas:
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=26099E2C5C620CE7CE6E26099E2C5C620CE7CE6E

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR- rcarter! For sure. Just ask him.

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR---lbcrew, zagaffer, njsurfer42
HATER OF THE YEAR--waterbaby
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR---the girl with the D's from jacksonville(2012?)
WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR--waterbaby and spicmassecoli
THREAD OF THE YEAR (we may not need this to come to a vote)--fins for sale--njsurfer42
BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR--memorial day or thanksgiving

 

I miss the girl with the D's. I was hoping to see at least 1 of the twins.

 

Wow, Spicoli, you sound more impersonal and jaded this time around. Or is that the mix of characters blending together?

Oh, a situation needs to be addressed here. I believe you claim to be a clean living individual. Like, you don't even toke on mother nature.

If that is the case, you need to drop the "Spicoli" from your moniker. You can't call yourself, "Spicoli," if you don't pull tubes.

Hey, I thought this place blows, and you are a much too busy person to be on here? What happened? This place still blows. What, did your schedule all of a sudden clear-up or something?

What, ya mad at me, Spicoli? What, because I mentioned that you and AO might be the same person? Awww, that's a ruff one to have happen on the internet isn't it. Ruff Ruff Ruff. Yeah, you tell him, Fido.

Jesus man, what is it with the "FAREWELL MESSAGE," and the obligatory return of the prodigal sons?? People need to check the things they say especially when they are filled with internet emotion. Anonymous dudes on the internet can really ruffle one's feathers.

I can sense Spicoli wants things back to the way they were.

So, I'm totally nice. Just ax this Japanese guy. Hey, Japanese guy, am I nice? "Ohh yes prease, you sooo nice a man. Soooo nice."

See.

So, considering I have the urge to bust his balls, I'm going to stop posting for awhile(could be 4 hours, 4 days or 4 weeks) so he can return without ball busting. Hey, who just cheered?? You Son of B!tch, I'll fix ya.....

And ball busting doesn't mean hateful or malevolent. It's just what we do to people, up here in Jersey, when they deserve a little bit o' hassle to keep them honest.

I feel the love of the Lord and Wayne and young children. I will pass this love on to youse.

And besides, I should have been nominated for every category in these awards, like forty times already. What a shame. What a sham. Hey, where's Kanye to hassle Taylor Swift for me??

For I am the Alpha Beta and the Omega 3 Fatty Acid. And such a shunning has got me livid. Look at how livid I am.......SMH SMH SMH SMFH SMFH SMFH SMFH ROF ROF SMH SMH SMFH SMFH SMFH........

Wow, that was pretty livid, huh? Did youse guys see how livid I got?

I will leave you all for now(could be 4 hours....4 days....or 4 weeks). Avenge me, Seldom.....avenge me.

I mean, golly jeepers, this post right here is just top notch. I even included a Japanese guy for God's sakes....

I want my Emass-emmy awards !!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Nah not me that is for sure. I thought you said you were leaving?

 

No way. Too much fun. Your greatest achievement of the year is quitting smoking weed?! Haha. Loosen your diaper, put on ur big boy pants, grow up and mind your business.

 

How is quitting pot not an achievement? I smoked daily for 22 years and was spending over $12,000 a year on it. Now I have been sober for over 4 months and life is way better. And please for the love of God take your advice and mind your own damn business cock sucker. I foresee much fun in my future bashing your posts and putting you in your place you waist of sperm.

 

Wow. What a Loser!!! Cant wait to have your dumb burnt out ass try to put me in my place. $12,000 a year on weed and I'm a waist of sperm. That's funny **** loser.

 

I know you guys rely on spellcheck...it just bugs me. ('Waist'? of sperm)

 

Ha. Good point.

 

Just go away.

 

No. I'm a member now. I want to be a senior member. That will be my next years biggest achievement !

 

No dip sh!t your biggest achievement will be actually learning to surf again. And considering I could smoke that much and still keep an IQ of 167 I don't think I'm anywhere near burnt out. Best of luck on your quest for Senior status, keep posting replies to my insults and you will get there before the New Year.

 

167!!! Wow cheers to you! Nobody gives a sh!t! Read my posts. I can surf. Just getting back into it. U must be fried bro! Really ashamed. All that money and damage you have done.... 167! Haha

 

Sorry Emass I will no longer respond to the new dip sh!t kook of SI in your thread so as to stop his childish babble. I really did not mean for my nomination of him to lead to him hijacking it. I mean for god sakes no one else who got nominated for an award decided to rant like a two year old. This is a great idea and I can't wait to see the winners.

 

just to set the record straight, best swell of the year was march 8th-10th depending on where you were at