"I think I'll wait for the tide to come in (as mortar fire explodes throughout the line up...) "You either surf...or fight!" Duval's character in Apocolypse Now
Damn it, I was gonna write that. How about these: "To become the energy of the wave, that's the main idea.You take when the water gives, and you give when the water takes. It's a constant interplay of bold confrontations and mellow respect." -Billy Hamilton "Out of the water, I am nothing." -Duke Kahanamoku
"sssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggg" narrarator in endless summer
Brody- "Just except what the wave is doing, get in sinc, then go with it. You don't need to see." Johnny Utah- "Yeah right, vision is highly over rated."
life is short enough to waste on surfing YES someone brought up big wednesday jack: hey what are they doing to you (to leroy) random dude layering leroy with marinade: were gonna roast the massacist, how you like your haole (to random fat hawaiin) hawaiin: i like em medium well man so it taste real hono random dude: yea man his ancestors were cannibals they at captain hook really drunk guy at party: "CRASHERRRRRSSSSS!!!!! YAAAAHHHHHHHHGGG" (then falls down stars) Bear: Hey guys crashers wanna go fight? Fat Hawaiin: nah we'll get em later Hog (after kicking ass): hey you guys!!.... SPLIT!!" jack:wheres your surfboard drunken Matt Johnson: in my car jack: wheres you car MJ: I dont know leroy (after taking some kids board): Johnson I got a vehhicle Dude on beach: "That is matt jonson, that is matt johnson" Kid: "Matt jonson on my board!"
Here's one good for your friend who calls you up in the morning for a surf check (preferably after a long night of fumes and brews). hungover/still stoned friend- "Hows the waves lookin man?" you- "goin off, ****in double over-ankle!" hungover/still stoned friend- "Sweet! wait... what!?" you- "go back to bed burnout." click.
Another one. "This is Charlie's point, sir." Duval "Charlie don't surf!" "Major you're from God damn New Jersey what do you know about surfing."
A quote from an author that probably none of you have ever heard of,.........Mark Twain. His voyage to Hawaii in the late 1800's resulted in a book, 'Roughing It', in which he referred to his observations of surfing on multiple occassions. "We came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing(surfing). Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea,then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and he would come whizzing by like a bombshell. It did not seem that a lightning express train could shoot along at a more hair lifting speed." Shortly thereafter Twain would go on to try surfing himself, only to have a nasty wipeout and never try it again.
