why the east coast is better than any other coast in the world.

Two words: FREE BIRD motherfu9kers! Oh, that's three words. Yeah, what he said! And try to pick up women in those Muslim lineups. I still can't figure out how they duckdive with those berkas on. And, and those Japanese waves are infected with radioactive jellyfish, the worst kind.

 

youre forgetting about hawaii, puerto rico, costa rica

 

Hawaii is world class and beautiful obviously, yet many of the surfers are so cranky, you'd think they live on Lake Michigan. Even with the dreaded "tourists", it doesn't make sense.

 

It must be winter.

 

Nah, just normal sandblaster rants. He's a madman, and that's why we love him.

 

Well then I look forward to more. It's cold and flat and I'm bored!

 

Sand blaster u forgot to mention the albacore run. I nabbed a few of those with me fly rod this past autum off a jetty in RI. Way ****en better than that crap hole west coast Asian invasion crap. Although I've been noticing more n more Mexicans on my jetty. Those pieces of crap leave so much garbage on my jetty I wanna deport every singe one, even my wife .. She's 1/4 Mexican... Uuuggghh Fck Obama !! Fck those beaners too. Get the fak off my jetty !!

 

Yeah Blasters!!!!!! You tell all these here muthfukas!!!!



Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

East coast surfers are the best in the world. West coast are spoiled with good waves. We have to work for it. When we travel to places with more consistent waves we kill it because we are used to having to work a lot harder for speed and power in a wave.

 

Yeah man we do have to work for it! Gosh I've wanted to tell ppl that for soooooo long. I went to cali and it was like 6 foot and barreling and these guys in the water were like "dude aren't the waves horrible?" So stupid! So I guess I'm backing up sandblasters on his rants now...

 

Living in Cali was great. If it wasn't overhead I had the waves to myself!

 

sandblasters for president 2016

 

Plus, we have Kelly Slater

 

Yes I was gonna say that we have Kelly slater. And he DEFINETLY had to work for waves. Such a great, competitive person.

 

The East Coast of the US has some of the best food, for sure. You can get whatever you want where I live, and that's tough in the South, but hey, you guys have great fried chicken and some of the best BBQ on the planet. And the seafood; Maine lobster, New England clam chowda, Manhattan clam chowduh, NJ clam bake, Maryland crab cake, Charleston Chew, and Crystal Burger if you live in Florida.

We also have some of the best people on the planet. That's right. At least 10%, maybe 8%, of East Coasters have acceptable personalities. In Cali its probably more like 8% or 6%.

We're all tough, except for the country folk who are fake tough. And we all have accents that are famously noticeable, even internationally- well, at least from Jersey up through Boston.

We're smarter and more educated, on average, from Massachusetts down through the Jersey. The women up north are the hottest and classiest in the nation, and the women down south will go shoot rats in a junkyard with you.

Best people on the planet. Don't forget, we have more Jews than Israel. Even Wayne will tell you that they are the chosen people.

Cali has suntans, occasional earthquakes or landslides, and more Chest-plus days than Montauk and the Outer Banks combined.

Easy Coast has fake tans, occasional Cane's or turrists, Montauk and the Outer Banks, and the greatest city on earth.

East coast is the greatest coast in the world. Unless you live below Maryland or are a surfer.

 

Sandblasters, will you sign my wife's boobies?

 

haha ' you got pipeline we got belmar'. thats the most pathetic thing ive ever heard

 

If by 'pathetic' you mean 'awesome' then I agree.