goodbye

But you just got here! remember all the goods times when you wrote,
"good morning brosephs,

After much deliberation, I have decided to leave the swell info family. There are certain things in life where you must know your limitations, and I've found that posting on this forum is like paddling out into Pipeline in January.

Although this is bittersweet, this was a truly great experience and I could not have done it without you guys.

Cheers!".

Then I wrote,
"But you just got here! remember all the goods times when you wrote,
"good morning brosephs,

After much deliberation, I have decided to leave the swell info family. There are certain things in life where you must know your limitations, and I've found that posting on this forum is like paddling out into Pipeline in January.

Although this is bittersweet, this was a truly great experience and I could not have done it without you guys.

Cheers!"'

GREAT times!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How can one guy remember all of that and then spit it back verbatim? You Sir are amazing!

 

(Sniffle) I just can't believe you're going to leave us like that (sniffle). I mean we were just starting to bond (sniffle). Oh you'll come crawling back. We've seen this before. Just when you've thrown in the towel you will see that tantalizing thread title and decide "do I want them to love me or loath me". Don't be a coward. Talk smack on rednecks and New Jersey and you will achieve legendary status

Are you sitting in a room pulling a Joaquin Phoenix from gladiator? "I want them to love me". Get a rise out of em. If they don't know it they want it. I have faith in you. I expect your 11th post whenever I read the threads again. It's flat so fml

 

You, sir, have taken the paddle of shame way too early. One must give it at least three shots before bellying it in on the whitewater to the safety of the sand. Suck it up, take a few deep breaths, one deep puff, and hit it again. Maybe you'll find a rip current that will take you all the way out to the bright sunny lineup that is the SI forum.

Or not.

 

Sorry to see you go. Sometimes here, you can actually extract a small nugget of wisdom, but it is hard. With the constant yankee bickering, ridiculous east coast vs. west coast debates, and "How thick of a wetsuit will I need in Bali?" threads, it takes a while to sift through all the noise.

 

If pimpintraining is going, I'm out too...
See you in the line-up, brosephs...

 

I feel like we should have some kind of going away party.

 

"Goodbye"..........uuuuuh...........hello.

 

Sweet avatar broseph.

 

Thanks, I was tired when I took this pic.

 

10 posts!?! Reminds me of this:

[video=youtube;glKUkz2ht38]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glKUkz2ht38[/video]

 

Classic, but refined, shred...he'll be back.

 

Since i'm new to the forum, who is this mythical "shred" I hear of? Dude got banned a while back or what?

 

Ahhh no come back I guess you'll never fulfil being an actual pimp

 

You could probably conduct a hunt on the SI Forum. The creature that you're seeking is the one & only ... njshredmachine

It had a short-lived tenure here, but the shredmachine gifted the Forum with a multitude of shred-only expressions; he/it had a certain unique wacked out way of viewing his world, which it felt compelled to share, here, when he/it was able to wriggle out of parental control over his computer.

The Seen believes that the machine was an actual adult; my vote is that the shred was 12, but well-versed in modern cultural nutbag behavior.

Regardless of who, or what, the njshredmachine really was, it left an enduring, if not always endearing, legacy behind for all to utilize in everyday posts.

 

Is our localism really that on point here? Damn braddahs, we hold it down at our break for reals. Must be all of us pissin our wettys and throwin hate out. Pretty B.A. if you ask me. Proud to be in this surf gang.

 

whhaaaaaaaattt!!!shredmachine is gone???where did he go?to the bathroom?

and u mr.pimp,atleast stay for the month and form a foundation for the hatred u will partake upon.just remember,swell info is everywhere.it could be the guy pumping your gas,maybe the teller at the bank,possibly the overweight teenaged lifeguard at your local pool.wherever u go,we will be there!!!!

 

mythical,no...
god is more like it

 

Yank, pretty funny how you referred to shed as "it".

Yeah, f*ck it, I wrote shed and I'm going with it.