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Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

Trash talking makes you a better surfer.

 

If you get enough monkeys typing randomly, eventually every possible idea in the universe will be revealed.

 

Good morning brah. Where do you surf? What is your favorite break? What boards do you ride? Do you find that twerking helps you pump down the line faster? Do you wear a 4/3 or a 6/5 during our winter cold fronts? Or do you surf Miami Beach in a speedo just to show off? Welcome to the baddest surf forum in the entire galaxy dudebrah.

 

Did you catch it the last couple of days? Barrels on Wednesday. Peaks on Thursday. Shoulder high. Epic by our standards.

 

Saturday should be clean and fun. Probably very crowded at the known spots. The speedo should thin the lineup out a bit where ever you decide to paddle out at.

 

at least on erBB the nonsense is generally confined to the general section. it's pretty easy to get away from/avoid it by visiting only the design forum &/or classifieds. here, the nonsensical bull**** fills the entire front page, burying any thread that might actually be about surfing.

 

^ Truth...

 

I think 10% is pretty generous

 

NJSURFER42, SILENCIO. Don't you have a class to teach? WHY OH WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CONTROL THE CONTENT ON THIS SITE.

You friggin cry babies jonesing for surf talk make me mad.

So start a friggin interesting thread aboot surfing then. Do it. Put up or shut up.

Yes, selling fins on SI is captivating stuff. Go to Craigslist, ni@@a.

Yes, let's talk surfboard design and feign erudition of the subject. That makes us look cool. If you ain't selling boards then you suck.

ANY YOU....yeah you........you beginners who want to LEARN how to surf on the internet. I have news for you: YOU CAN'T LEARN HOW TO SURF ON THE COMPUTER.

Kelly Slater isn't the best because he got tips from Matt Kechele. He's not the best because he can stand on two feet and has "balance"(any 8-year-old Russian gymnist has more "balance" than Kelly Slater). Kelly Slater is the best because through ocean experience he has THE KNOWLEDGE. He knows what to to, when to do it and where to do it. It's all aboot wave knowledge and weight distribution and that goes for any friggin board. And you ain't going to learn that on a computer.

Really, if you "SURF ONLY" types had your way. No one would be on here. Most of you can't tell a good story. SO what are you guys going to do? What will you spend your entire day talking aboot?

AND YOU, you OP guy, don't you dare come on to my website and start b!tching aboot what we talk aboot on here. Go to Magic Seaweed if you want to be bored. Ride or die cracker.........

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Ohhh please will you guys lighten the F up. Dude it's surfing. It's supposed to be fun. This is a surfing website, it's not important. Oh yeah, I'm totally addicted to it, but it's not important. If you don't like the BS THEN DON'T CLICK ON THE THREAD......IT IS THAT EASY..........There's A TON OF SURFING THREADS.... A TON.......But y'all end up on the BS threads nonetheless. Go figure.

 

when did i ever claim that i control what gets posted here? unlike you, i don't have those delusions.

 

Honey, I never tell people what to post on here.

Ok, NJSURFER42, it's on.

I hereby challenge you to create an interesting thread by sundown.

It should get at least 1000 views within 24 hours.....

Ok, son, it's on your shoulders.

Do NOT disappoint me.

[Macgregor - this post took almost 4 hours to compose]

 

no, it is not "on". i don't give a good goddamn what you think. & you didn't answer my question...when did i ever claim control of what gets posted here?

& you most definitely DID. see my post above for a direct, unedited quote from you.

 

Why so angry?

 

You mean, could be clean and fun.
Don't forget the rules. My rules. You must obey.
Jk, hope it pans out for you's.

 

You do it constantly. Looky here, I'm not going back and searching for the examples and posting them here like others do. I'm not that SI anal.

I remind you that you are still under oath.

NJSURFER42, do you not frequently complain aboot the "nonsense" on this site that is not SURF RELATED?

Answer the question please...

OBJECTION
OVERRULED
SUSTAINED

NJSURFER42 you always complain aboot the content on here not being that of what you desire......so you don't wish to control the content on here? I'm not saying that you actually do control it, I'm saying that you want it YOUR way.

I make fun of what people post but I don't tell them that they shouldn't post stuff except for wet suit stuff. And telling people that they can't learn to surf on the computer is just pointing out a basic fact for those that need it.

Honey, So many people just don't get me. Hon, I'm not serious when I say that this is MY website. I'm being snarky.

[Macgregor - 42 minutes this post took]

 

It doesn't matter if you ever claimed, said, wrote, thought, or implied anything.

The rule is:
PJB makes an assumption or assumptions, and we are to accept it/them as fact, no questions, no arguments.

"When you assume it makes an A S S out of U and ME" does not apply.