SWELLiNFO BEST QUOTES 2014, SO FAR

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by xgen70, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

    785
    May 25, 2006
    "Don't they realize how much hate you have to offer?"

    "Your fu#king crazy dude. this whole website will get shut down because of guys like you. watch",...."Back to what i originally asked you."
     
  2. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    LOL Those were both directed towards me I believe!


    Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.
     

  3. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    "The PM was about how I saw your wife licking your mom's stinky, moldy thundercu#t while your dad banged her in the A$$ and your grandfather licked your dads balls. What I did not need you to PM me was the description of how you ate your dads jizz from your wife's A$$ wile your mom licked your crack and sniffed your stinky underwear."

    Visualizing this amazing quote from rcarter is both vile and exhilerating at the same time.
    True gems sometimes go unseen when threads go on lockdown, not necessarily visually, but I find it does help to reiterate such literature to keep the community on the true path to enlightenment, and by that...I mean the righteous path of hatred.
     
  4. livesurfish

    livesurfish Well-Known Member

    195
    May 13, 2013
    Blah blah blah noodle chicken patty
     
  5. livesurfish

    livesurfish Well-Known Member

    195
    May 13, 2013
    meat loaf lasagna spaghetti potato yogurt
     
  6. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    yogurt potato buttchicken raisin almond pop tart fortune cookie fudge applesauce ebideh avacado meatloaf apricot
     
  7. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    and.......................................................................................................................pineapples
     
  8. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
  9. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    Apple Pie
    Sweet & Sour Chicken
    Breakfast Sandwich(take your plate and just but it between 2 pieces of toast and eat it)
    Tuna Casserole
    Bagels
    Salmon
    Sweet Potato Pie
    Hot Dogs
    Beef & Potato W/ Cheese Soup
    Pop Tarts
    Strawberry Syrup
    Cheddar Biscuits From Red Lobster
    Red Velvet cake/cupcakes
    Strawberry Jam
    Any Muffin That Doesn't Have Nuts In It
    16)Cookie Dough Ice Cream
    17)Toast
    18)Almost Cereal
    19)Bacon
    20)Buffalo Wings
    21)Hash Browns
    22)Lobster
    23)Bread Rolls
    24)Brownies
    25)Steak
    26)Reuben Sandwiches
    27)Lemon Squares
    28)Burgers
    29)The McGriddle
    30)Strawberry Shortcake
    31)Steak Fajitas
    32)Fruit Cocktail
    34)Pancakes
    35)Subs
    36)Chocolate Chip Cookies
    37)Pear
    38)BBQ Chicken
    39)Green Beans
    40)Eggs of any sort including Omelet's
    41)Fruit Salad
    42)Not a "food" but I'm obsessed with Orange Juice
    43)Cantaloupe
    44)Doughnuts
    45)Mac & Cheese
    46)Superman Ice Cream
    47)Fried Chicken
    48)Grapes
    49)BBQ Ribs
    50)Cinnamon Rolls
     
  10. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    mango avocado salad, blueberry oat muffins, and tuna steaks.
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I like this one from sisurfdog, think it sums up the state of the forum nicely:

    "Welcome to the Freebird lovin, momma banging, 23foot shredding, brahfest here at SI Mr. TunaFish. Thank you for your service. What is your favorite board? What is your favorite break? Are you goofy footed or just gay? Why all the hate? Relax, breathe, say "Hello". It's all good here."


    Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.
     
  12. gnargnarshredda

    gnargnarshredda Well-Known Member

    118
    Jul 17, 2009
    The second coming is here, you will all be rained on by stagnant goat pee my brahthern. Rcarters back side slappy is so gnar the velocity of his spray reaches heaven. Appond arrival the water molecules turn to goat pee. Tis the first sign! His sprays wil be landing in jersey then heading south stopping at Bouge Peir. "if one is to eat the yellow snow from the holy spray you will become a chosen one and have every lasting sessions in va beach. " Surfrinthians 2:74
     
  13. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Again, folks, the brown acid is bad and you should not eat it.
     
  14. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    woah. wow. hoooooooolyyyyy moooolllyyyy! RCARTER IS BANNED! No more hatin on SI!
     
  15. Trump's Balls

    Trump's Balls Well-Known Member

    133
    Jan 24, 2014

    You know that bans expire after a week right Jr?