Welcome to Paradise now go to hell

have not read it but Im gonna pull the dbag move everyone hates to have happen to them on an internet post...
you used the wrong form of "their".... twice. lol.
yours,
Benny.

 

tell ya what IHL. make a giant sandwich board with your book review and walk the bikepath from pipe to sunset. that will be great!

 

What the story about Eddie coming to CA? I know that a lot of those guys got run out of Southern California about a decade ago. Sunny Garcia and a few others "supposedly" got their asses handed to them down in SD county. Not sure if its true, but that was the local legend out there that anyone in cahoots with Rothman and those guys get burned all over the mainland west coast.

Everything ive ever seen on TV or videos of them leads me to believe that they are tool bags. Especially since Rothman is from CA not HI... Aren't they just a bunch of transplants? Just like every other legendary surfer that surfed hawaii except eddie? They were all from CA. Those dude should thank the gringos for teaching them how to master all their perfect waves. Cause until a bunch of salty white boys got there, they weren't doing much in the way of progression...

 

P.S. I wonder how all the locals truly feel about Jamie Obrien, the Irons and all the other gringo transplants that shred out there... Those guys all claim Hawaii, but they just come from wealthy families that moved out there. I love watching JOB surf, but again, everything ive seen from him on video and stuff makes him look like d-bag. He on numerous occasions rolls up to beaches while they film him and he starts calling everyone in the lineup a bunch of kooks and stuff. He just seems like a tool.

 

The book was a fun read, and the writer comes across as a total pompous douche, which makes it an even more fun read. Those da hui guys wouldn't last a minute at the Cocoa Pier, they'd be run out with their Moke tails between their legs. Way too heavy on land and sea.

#cocolocoheavylocals

 

So what was the "in a nutshell" story of Eddie threatening the guys at surfing mag? Because of the media coverage of Hawaii?

And yeah, funny how the Hawaiians let a bunch of guys from Philly run around claiming to be the enforcers and protectors of the island's waves. You would think that they all would have been run outta town by natives. I mean, let's let a notorious gringo drug dealer who is ruining local families and native's lives with substance abuse and stuff become a power player.

 

I agree with u with the non Hawaiian Hawaiians.u see very few real blood Hawaiians,the chubby big as an ox Asian looking guys.the irons,florences,jobs,and many many others aren't really Hawaiians.im 100 percent white,I look like casper in the winter,and if I moved to mexico would I call myself a Mexican?no

job can do what he do because his backyard is literally pipeline.and the wolfpak,guys like kala alexander,and all those other idiots are all from kaui,not Oahu.so there not really locals.very few real locals actually surf pipe.

and that book had its moments.i thought it was pure haole hatred towards Hawaiians that aren't even Hawaiian,like eddie rothman.but at the end of the day,it shows u what kind loving Hawaiians there are,to accept a jew from philly is quite the opposite of what that book portrays.oh eddie going to the quik house to beat somebody up.yea people get beat up in nj everyday,i wouldn't call it hell.hawaiians are wonderful people.dont believe the hype.

 

Hawaiians are ****s.

Point in case "We beat women and dogs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG0YEI8aIm8

 

Yeah, I have had nothing but respect and love from all the true islanders when im out there. The only people ive gotten into pissing matches with are gringos, trying to tell me all about the Aloha life and why the waves there are so much better than where I was and stuff. They have just been cool as hell...

It's just funny how this hawiian surf culture has been portrayed over the past 15 years or so. The mags write about it. The TV airs shows about it and at the end of the day, its all BS. They portray these local crews out there policing the waves, when it's not in fact local. Its not even Hawaiians. They portray how hardcore the natives are about protecting their turf, when in reality its just a bunch of mainlanders, brining the same city and street mentality that they grew up with in Phily and spreading it around the islands.

I think the surf community as a hole needs to chill on all that. They act like it's so important to have these d-bags out there, when its the surf community that puts up the Quik house and the Volcom house and spreads their sh** all over the North Shore... It's them that is the problem and its the people they associate with that cause the trouble. Every year its a bunch of white boys on sponsor money out there *****ing and fighting because they are all trying to get in that cover shot or get the camera time... And they all invite the rothman crew to party and act like they are now in with the "local boys".... Ohh yeah, every winter, we go live in the Volcom house and the local boys take care of us and have our backs... Yeah, okay.... I'm sure the natives there love the fact that you infiltrate their island, you bring all gringo camera crews and media and exploit the sh** out of everything. Get your shots, get your video, get your waves and then bounce on them again...

Those D-Bags should work for 9 months out of the year to get the local economy ready and communicate with all these companies to NOT travel so heavy and to hire up all native workers and crew members... Then I would respect them...

We are going down to PR for a huge job in a couple months. Instead of bringing 20 guys from South Carolina, we are bringing about 3 and hiring all local help while we are down there. Its the least we could do.

 

Im the only true north shore local, it just nobody knows it yet. . . .

 

Man you can take me to Puerto Rico I'll gladly relocate. But try and have those d bags come to the hhi South Carolina. We'll crush them and run them over with our high proformance longboards. We will break those short boards then use then as target practice at the range. Run them boards over with our trucks son.