Why do girls?

Dude, if that was the most confusing thing they did, life would be much easier.

 

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Ask Metard. She's hot.

 

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does the positrac rear end on a plymoth work? It just does!

 

The creme brûlée is delicious. What the hell happened to the damn remote?

 

I'm gonna take Metard to one of those underwater rape caves, supposedly they're are a couple of legendary rape caves off of Rodanthe and Belmar! F yeah, epic OBX and NJ rape cave! Salt Life 4 eva *****es!

 

#rapecaveatbelmarsaltlife4eva

 

youre an idiot and will be fat one day

 

this thread seems hot out the gate, danger territory ahead

 

most girls? how bout most of men and women in this country. get out of the campus and take a walk down main street USA. 60% of the country is overweight and 30% are morbidly obese. this is a country of affluence. food is relatively cheap and people watch more tv than go outside and get back to nature. also in this modern age people go to the super market and fast food joints to eat rather than growing their own food and raising their own livestock. go to countries where people cant afford foods like meat and dairy and youll see less fat people and less disease. read the China Study and youll see why western society and esp the USA is #1 in most major health conditions.

 

your a retard

 

Why don't girls drink beer on the beach?


They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

 

LoL! Nice work sir.

 

Why do girls think it's acceptable to slap on a quick 20 pounds when they think their partner isn't going anywhere, while their male partner maintains his original weight?

When they find themselves alone, they're suddenly inspired to maintain their figure again!

Total bullsh!t.

Most people in this country are lazy turds and it's a bummer.

 

Wasn't there some sort of study where they found that oreos were legitimately more addicting than like nose candy?

Someone hook it up with a source.

 

and why do they think its ok to stop with the freaky sex when they get their hooks into somebody?

 

At my age (51) I consider myself lucky because of 2 things:
1. if I stand up straight and look down, I can still see my pecker.
2. My wife is 49 and can still rock a thong. (She's a yoga chick)

 

yep same here. The wife still gets lots of looks and hits when we hang on the beach.

 

i teach Anatomy and Physiology, and let me tell you how naive most americans are on this subject. Something to research is the data on Type II diabetes here. The crazy thing is that, when we were kids, there were absolutely NO cases of Type II diabetes anywhere. (I'm 46-geezing happily) In fact type II diabetes wasn't called that….it was called Adult Onset diabetes, because kids did not get it. Then the first fat kid was diagnosed in the mid 80s. 6 years old and adult weight. Then another, then another, then thousands. In keeping with the pussification of America (political correctness) they CHANGED the name to Type II diabetes to make all these people feel less like freaks that their pasty, video-game addled cherubs were developing this condition. It went viral: now there are millions of kids below pubescence with ADULT ONSET diabetes. Why? It's multi-factorial. A culture afraid to kick kids the f*** out of the house to play for fear they will be abducted (no more likely than when we were kids) or emotionally damaged that parents kick them out, helicopter parenting where so much safety is built into every activity that frankly a lot of outdoor stuff is not as fun; instant, indoor gratification/entertainment with electronica galore (including so much variety at one's fingertips that they download new games literally daily), tons of corn-based carbohydrate sneaking into everything that goes into their mouths (look up the data on how much corn you consume annually, homies…..even if you never lift a juicy ear of silver queen to your mealy pieholes-the food industry has found its profit center, and it grows frigging everywhere.) And most people in this country, even those who live below the poverty line, are nowhere near the poverty line in caloric consumption. I personally have three section-8 tenants who are either overweight, or in one case, downright porcine, like Jabba the Hutt, only without the green slime. Well, usually.

It ain't just the ice cream, wave chasers.