What kind of funeral do you want.

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  1. Apr 17, 2014 #1
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    I want a "waterman's" funeral. I told the wife that I wanted her to take out to sea and feed me to sharks. She would not obey my last wish. I asked for a Viking funeral, but she tought that wasn't allowed. I finally suggested that she put me in a big aquarium, and have the mourners throw in hungry Bluefish.
     
    chicharronne, Apr 17, 2014
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  3. Apr 17, 2014 #2
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    lol

    dude you're fvckin weird
     
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  5. Apr 17, 2014 #3
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to live forever, so this thread sucks.
     
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  6. Apr 17, 2014 #4
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Pass that sh*t over here!
     
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  7. Apr 17, 2014 #5
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    lol this is funny
     
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  8. Apr 18, 2014 #6
    worsey

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    video or it never happened.
     
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  9. Apr 18, 2014 #7
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    I have plans to put it on Pay Per View, and there's DVD sales and T shirts. I'm making sure she'll be financially secure.
     
    chicharronne, Apr 18, 2014
    chicharronne, Apr 18, 2014
  10. Apr 18, 2014 #8
    SI_Admin

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    I"m okay with that. Feed me to the animals, before I rot. No point in wasting good food.
    I've always thought taking up space in a cemetery is such a waste of space.
     
    SI_Admin, Apr 18, 2014
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  11. Apr 18, 2014 #9
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    So you get fed to sharks, then Sharkhunter kills and eat the shark, in effect eating you. The next morning you get shat out. Is that what you REALLY want?
     
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  12. Apr 18, 2014 #10
    seldom seen

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    Idk, the bottom of the ocean is a creepy, lonely, cold place...I wouldn't mind the wolves, coyotes, ravens and vultures feeding off my carcass though. And they make this urns now where your ashes are mixed in with a tree sapling so you can nourish the tree.
     
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  13. Apr 18, 2014 #11
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    Burn me up and cast me into the waves. When I'm gone I'll join my father in the sea.
     
    Tlokein, Apr 18, 2014
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  14. Apr 18, 2014 #12
    babybabygrand

    babybabygrand Well-Known Member

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    love it! go and be the fish meal we were born to be!
     
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  15. Apr 18, 2014 #13
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    I want them to place my head on a pike at the beach entrance to my break with a sign that says, "This is what happens here to snakes and those that drop in!"
     
    ChavezyChavez, Apr 18, 2014
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  16. Apr 18, 2014 #14
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    I guess you've consumed enough trees by now that makes it noble if you wish to nourish them upon your expiration.
     
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  17. Apr 18, 2014 #15
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    One word. Epic.
     
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  18. Apr 18, 2014 #16
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    :eek:
    this unclear - feed you to the animals or cannibals?
     
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  19. Apr 21, 2014 #17
    bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

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    I want a destination funeral. Everyone who cares about me will have to waste their paid time off to go Belize or St. Maarten. They'll have fun but complain about it the whole way there.
     
    bassplayer, Apr 21, 2014
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  20. Apr 21, 2014 #18
    ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

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    I am a registered organ donor. And for what's left of me after that, I have it it specifically written that my ashes be scattered in the ocean in NJ. I would prefer to go right back into the top of the food chain and be shark food, but couldn't figure out a way to do this during the estate planning process.
     
    ragdolling, Apr 21, 2014
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  21. Apr 21, 2014 #19
    DosXX

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  22. Apr 22, 2014 #20
    leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    I always tell my fam to just throw me in a ditch so as to not have to pay money for a funeral and all that. What do i care at that point? Im dead already.

    Other than that i say to throw one big party, be happy and celebrate that im gone.
     
    leetymike808, Apr 22, 2014
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