stink to the stank

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by salt, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    anyone else like the faint stinkiness of wetsuit funk like i do? not the overwhelming stank, but just enough stink to be a littly stanky. anyone else appreciate the stank like i like the stink?

    plus, anyone notice that the actual wetsuit has a different funk stank than boots and gloves? and, AND, boots smell different than gloves? it's all about bacteria and fungi. cool.
     
  2. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    I don't mind the stank as long as it's my own. If I smelled your stink I'd probably hurl.

    Then again, most wetsuit items I own were used when I bought them...guess I can tolerate other people's stankyness better than I thought.
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    serious question

    do you sniff panties?
     
  4. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro. Gross. Rip Curl Piss Off all the way. $10/bottle brah. No more stank.
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You make it sound as if you really do enjoy sleeping with your face in your gf's yeast infection.
     
  6. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    289
    Jun 21, 2013
    If you tell me right now that you don't enjoy the smell of your own fart of b.o. I'm here to call you a liar. We're men and rely heavily on our sense of smell, good or bad.
     
  7. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    I would sniff my stank but not your stank cuz my stank stink is my stink stank and no, no other stank.


    stink.
     
  8. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    I do. I do enjoy the smell of my own farts and B.O.

    I do not, DO NOT enjoy the smell of yeast infected fah-ji-nah.
     
  9. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    right. i agree with that. someone else's stank would just be too much funk.
     
  10. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    oh my gosh, yes. but clean ones. i don't want to be disappointed by a foul stank i wasn't expecting. i like to think they all smell like they do in the movies. next question, please.
     
  11. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    or not. did you ever notice that if a woman faces a man and moves toward him directly in a slightly
    non-direct manner her nose fits well into his armpit?
     
  12. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    This inspired my inner rapper. Based on the 16 and pregnant girl Farrah that PJB/SJB loved almost as much as the one from Wilmington.

    Pheromones make farrah moan,
    little girl made a little money on 16 and pregnant,
    stopped living off of daddy now her monies stagnant
    Only one thing that she think she's good at so,
    took off her clothes and started acting like a hoe,
    Now she's on the internet getting paid by vivid,
    Daddy's at home wishing he paid, he's livid.

    Thats the kinda thing you get from MTV
    and you didn't listen to chappelle and forgot to wrap it up B.

    Don't ask about axe or some eau de toilet,
    If you really want something that will get her wet,
    Get a little sweaty and brew your own,
    cuz all the girlies love your pheromone.


    Feel free to add on.
     
  13. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    F-ing awesome, dude.

    You know she'll come runnin when you're workin that stank
    So when she bares dat a$$ just give it a spank
     
  14. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    I like dat stank, I like it so much when I get rid ofa suit I cut it up and make soup. Hey anyone think there are Russian rednecks?
     
  15. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Sniffer is down with the stank
     
  16. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    My girlfriends been giving me so much **** for keeping my wet suit and booties in the shower, i think it's time i send her packing. Learn to love my stink or move on!