Idiotic Watercraft

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Slashdog, Apr 25, 2014.

  1. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 'The Aquaskipper.'

    The whole video is fantastic, but @ 0:25, there is some legitimate surfing- Missouri style!

    [video=youtube;PfxRtwtPJ9A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxRtwtPJ9A[/video]

    Feel free to post other vehicles appropriate for bro-country!

    Let the aquatic bro-downs commence!
     
  2. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    i posted this same thing like two weeks ago.
     

  3. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Gonna donkey punch the first person i see in the water with this.
     
  4. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, do you even read SI threads anymore?
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Gotta give the derrr props on his sharkproof paint job.

    The producers of Beetlejuice want their kook float back.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    How long before Laird has one at Teahupoo?
     
  9. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    I figured someone would have, but searching the forum for 'Aquaskipper' revealed nothing... somehow the other thread never mentioned it. Not ... once.

    My bad man. I hope you can forgive me. I promise I will do my best to read every post from now on. If you want, you can PM me each time you post, so that we can be sure it won't happen again.
     
  10. N1KH2O

    N1KH2O Member

    17
    Feb 7, 2014
  11. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    i want a 2 page double spaced paper on my last 5 threads on my desk before you leave today.
     
  12. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I'm gonna take a sh!t on your desk before I leave today.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    still want to see chics race on the aquaskipper, that hasnt changed
     
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Not before the both of you get those damn TPS reports on my desk.
     
  15. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    [video=youtube;XQ4owd3yQ_4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ4owd3yQ_4[/video]
    This is way better. Also notice at 0:24 he did a turn.
     
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Was the table made by a Kiwi fellow with a penchant for helmets and prison style jump suits?
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Priceless bro. Keep up the good work dog.
     
  18. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    If it was it would cost $1,765,000 and surf better than anything else the "industry" is pushing on us sheep blinded by what is ridden on the tour.