Paddington Jetty Bear?

Damn man, did you get banned again?

 

welcome back, fellers...this place has been dryer than Wayne the Insane's humor since the MSW mutiny...

 

Long time no see Koki, hopefully Wayne paddled out today and didn't come back

 

I'll pray to that.

 

i go to the field for 3 days and miss all this you got to be kidding me. been all up in this carolina clay.

 

Clay beat flat.

 

Bring him back he is the only reason I joined this forum

 

Sorry to hear that gaybo. You need a tissue?

 

Hey Dougie, I'm calling B.S. on your comment, you don't have to be down right rude and belligerent to another member just bc he or she likes another persons writings, what did Sandbridgesemilocal do to you. Everyone knows you had a problem with SJB...but really dude....get over it.

 

+1 on PJB...interesting/introspective bro

 

I have a feeling he is among us, but flying under the radar, he'll make an appearance at some point i'm sure

 

+1... He's clearly jealous of sjb's legendary status. Always trying to get him banned cuz he was way more interesting. And just the other day dougie admitted he prefers dude's backsides... Now he's trying to call out sandbridge local. Now go tell on everyone that's mean to u dougie

 

Not gay but he always had funny sh1t to say

 

Hmmm, never thought of it like that. ..good possibility. ..and I'm sure he is still around. Myself, I still enjoyed his writings he was clever and hilarious at times. ..gaff kind of reminds me of you...hmmmm

 

Micah just said something the other day, to the affect of "I used to post on here under a different handle, but then I stopped. If everyone used their real identities, I think people would act a lot differently"

Actually, PBJ and Micah are the same dude, very pleased that we all keep hitting the refresh button so those ads keep loading... But the truth is, PBJ, AKA Micah is an Alien, sent here from a far away land....

This is what the spaceship looks like:

 

Archy!!!! Chime in! This could be one of the biggest conspiracy theories of the year.

Micah=bill? Maybe, remember seldom seen's undeserved banning? Maybe Micahjettybear tried to make it up to him with the Christmas special that never ended as a way of saying sorry.

 

Umm, by saying this, sandbridge dissed the forum and everyone on it.........like we're all worthless contributors.
Sorry a couple of you missed that rudeness. Clearly, I did not. Your welcome.

Jiz Blanket, just lurking and waiting for your chance to team up on dougie? Cute. Where did you get the dudes backsides from? Not commenting on my t&a thread indicates your man hole preference, if anything. Arguing illogical things like surfing with 10 dudes is the same as 20 while simultaneously giving me surfing advise is comical. What do you expect from me? Praise?

If you took all of BJB's ramblings as truth, well..............I don't know what to say. He assumed so much it was baffling. He liked using me as an excuse for his bannings, but he and a couple of you fail to see that I'm not his puppet master. He got himself banned every time for reasons I'm unaware of.

Sorry for not jumping on the big gay pile with sjb at the bottom. He said nasty things in regard to my dead best friend and put me in a spot where I had no choice but to defend him. My friend would have gone to bat for me in a heartbeat. That shouldn't be hard to understand, yet billy did a good job of diluting the reality of it, so maybe I can cut some slack to those of you who didn't get it. I simply was making a public service anouncement, and providing a very personal anecdote related to it. I was looking out for my fellow humans (horrid, I know). Sjb took it personally and used the personal experience I shared to emotionally attack me like a rabid dog (what a guy).

If you put out d!ckishness, I might give it back. If you want to call me out on it, fine. If your logical and sensible about it, I may even recant my salts. When I give people sh!t it's because I expect better of them and I expect to receive sh!t when I suck at life as well. It's for the greater good IMO.
I'm a good dude with a good heart, and if you met me it wouldn't take long to figure that out. I'd be one of the first men to bail you, your friends, or family out of a life threatining situation. That includes sjb.

 

I never trolled with the sjb,I don't even know where the south jetty is,or anyone named bill or what part of the globe he resides,but if we can learn a thing or to it shows u don't even have to surf to become an internet star.these people are the future of surfing...........the internet.bravo people,we may never learn a thing about surfing,but they do post some funny stuff.pjb been gone for months and the thread is still alive.

 

And the dude was OBSESSED with Havre De Grace. Every time I would mention that I was born in Maryland he would claim that I was from there. Strange behavior indeed.

 

this thread, hes like beetlejuice, appearance imminent

doug has some points, he would straight make things up to bolster his, ahem, 'arguments'

he is mentally ill, but that makes it all the more funny, normal peeps are a little boring

if a normal could make him up id say that person is wasting their time here and should go into gonzo journalism