Dear Hipsters

Dogg don't hate! When I trow on that juice in a pinch there's always a female who says I smell good. Not kidding. Blows me away when I hear it each time but true story!

 

well said sir

 

Ya dude, F*ck hipsters

 

This is the worst. I'll take sewage and syringes over some prettyboy stank.

 

DUDE

cheap beer?

cheap beer should be left out of everything except for happy memories and plans for the future. No place on a forum.

 

7 pages of hipster rants and not a peep about hipsters in the water…add that to the list... its like totally rad to surf in nyc now and like totally gnarly to talk like i shred. so gnar that i almost landed on a certifiably hip head last sunday when he dropped in on me because he was soooo stoked on the shred. it was double gnar on one wave bra…i chose not to open my mouth, but instead listen to his newly acquired surf lingo and proceed to drop in on him for the next two waves. still, he was oblivious to the point i was attempting to make. but f*ck, this guy had some serious surf lingo going on and was such a twat. i wanted him to enjoy himself as he had every right to. we all started somewhere, but when these guys don't learn the golden rules, that just grinds my stump….or something like that.

 

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yeah but not right before you go out for a sesh. Buddies and i call Axe "liquid sex", cause chicks really do ALWAYS tell you you smell good after a spray of that stuff. Its good for covering up the green smoke to...

I agree with si-dog. The people who apply any kind of smell good before a sesh need to go away.

 

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magnificent!

 

sandblasters amuses. the reason we are quick to hate is that we are hard-wired to do so. put another way,
our ancestors that lost wars tended not to make babies.

 

Yeah bro, big problem here in Rockaway. A few other important 'traits':

No leash - don't need it, been surfing almost 4 months

No idea how to surf

Entitlement to my wave because of their struggle

9'8 or so of beautiful California-shaped, often retro glass that will become a torpedo

Patagucci 5/4 when the water is 65 degrees

Love to talk about the places they've been and not surfed

Have no concept that the ocean is an unregulated area where they could drown, maimed, or at the very least
beaten down by the people they think 'don't get them'

I don't care at all about their sexual orientation or music, and hey, if you want to spend $8 on a PBR when Harp is $6, that's your own call. It's just the people who take the fun out of the sport that get to me, and hipsters seem to be really good at that.

 

hipsters=spawn of yuppies which are the spawn of hippies. All are to be reviled. As for 'tolerance', that is just a concept to force people to accept that in which they do not agree. I'll pass thanks.

 

Fun fact:

The Confederate Capital (Richmond, VA) is the hipster capital. I'd post a link, but I read about it in the paper. If anyone remembers my "Hawaiians Rant", those were VCU hipsters. I am not one to be a ****, but they did not catch a wave…I did my part. Haven't seen them since. They did say they've surfed better waves…it totally showed. I learned something that day…when you go into the water, the longboard works best in the "impact zone" just under anyone with a shorter board. It's also proper to speak in a condescending manner to the guy you just walked 10 blocks to paddle right next to and let him no "you" have the right to be there and you are better than him with your brand new gear that you "struggled" to get…blah blah blah I can tok more about this situation but I'm ready for another one

I actually grew up in Richmond. Once upon a time it was a haven for punks. Skateboarding was king. It isn't anymore. Typical hipster skater (assuming they can with a level of skill)…Killakiel is at a stair gap. Ollie...check, kick flip…check, heel flip…miss. Pack of hipster "skaters" show up. Insinuate themselves, sh!tty on the manners and going for the half-cab flip or 360 flip, no control, fail, but the "spot sucks" and "_________ is such a better place…"

What is with the beanies??? If you shave of their facial hair, do they lose their mystical hipster powers? DO they lose the ability to spot some hot art? Let's apply the Socratic method to this phenomenon.

How many hipsters have you seen with kids?

 

There is no way you can hate beer just because it is craft or micro. The craft breweries cover many styles, from pilsners to imperial stouts. There are even some micro options for light lagers.

 

Attention whore.

 

tut tut. be positive. That could make for an excellent target at the range.

 

Is this plain ignorance or a joke? Serious question...