[video=youtube;LsVu8RttL4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsVu8RttL4Q[/video] the meth nugget looks a lil like metard WHAT?!?! nobody WANTS to go to a Phish Show!
I need you to burn down my sister in laws house....tonight!....tonight! And it has got to be tonight. And I can't explain anything else to you. HAHA that was awesome
boys, I thought this was gonna be a preference thread but I dont see anyone laying it down? I'll go first: I prefer meth, hands down. try taking a few bong rips before you go out in double overheads, usually wont work and turns out to be a terrifying experience. Now, light up some meth in the same conditions, and its a totally different story, in fact someone watching from the beach might think you're a pro. Also crazy **** happens, for example i once came to in Ohio (?!) If you're on the borderline about making the switch, hopefully this post does it for you. In fact, a large number of respected west coast surfers use meth to get amped up before sessions. I believe when Peter Davi was killed at Ghost Trees meth was found in his system upon the autopsy? make the switch boys, your life will improve ten fold because of it
meth was always a bad thing til breaking bad came out.i thought the show sucked at first,but once they ran the marathon I watched and it was alright.theres just certain drugs I do not understand why someone would try.like meth lol,crack,herion,etc.well dope usually starts with painkillers and u work ur way up.but drugs like meth,i do not see the stepping stone.u don't smoke pot,then go try meth.even cokeheads stay away from meth.i always figured meth is a westcoast thing.i seen just about every narcotic in the great garden state. I am a proud cannabis connersiour.I do not hide my potatics,I do not lie about smoking.every job I ever had I told them b4 hand im a smothead.never had a problem,im a hard worker,never missed work or been late.i love the weed propaganda,smoking and driving kills lol.I got my dl stoned,my dmv pic Im stoned.im not a regular pot smoker,I don't giggle or act stupid,maybe that's just amatuers.I been smoking grass everyday for the past 18yrs,minus a few years for probation and work.im in great shape,i work out 6 days a week.pot makes u fat lol,I have never seen a fat pothead,ever!!the best lines I ever heard was from seth rogan from fear factor.hes actually a good comedian.pot doesn't make u lazy,ur lazy because your a loser.i don't remember much after that lol,maryjuhana effects the memory.oh yea school I had straight a's too,and I was high for most of my education.not to mention the cannabis plant is one of the prettiest flowers u will ever see,unless ur looking at some shyt grown in mehico
I remember reading about davi in the maxim mag when I was in county in 05.yea he was on meth,but it was actually his fatigue that killed him.he wasn't high at the time,but he was up all night the day before smoking glass or whatever metheads do.all the santa cruz guys were meth heads.most of them are now sober,praise allah.pete mel and flea were meth partners.skindog Collins,barney,ratboy all were meth heads,which explained why they charged so hard.vince ,adam roprogle all methers lol.I read about pete mel in a book talking about surfing mavs on meth.he said 2 wave hold downs aint shyt when on meth.u just go for it.first time flea and mel surfed mavs they dropped acid.couldnt imagine surfing a wave of that magnitude on some crazy drug.i wouldn't know what surfing on lsd would do,but I did hear many epic tales.fletcher beat tom curren at pipe on acid.buttons did all his crazy surfing at sunset on acid.lol ever go surfing on ludes??
I dunno, but I asked people on the west coast about meth, and they got super defensive. I said, what's the point? Do you get high? They said, not really, you are just wired and never sleep. I said, what's the point then? Im not into any of it, but I can at least understand people that slip off into another universe for a while and wake up in their own feces. Not my cup of tea, but hey, if you get to escape reality, it is at least understandable on a primal level... A bunch of dudes scratching and biting themselves, walking the streets all night doesn't ad up... Getting baked, eating chips and playing video games seems like the WAY better call.
Some Advice From Your Public Defender First, let me say I love my job and it is a privilege to work for my clients. I wish I could do more for them. That being said, there are a few things that need to be discussed. You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT THE **** UP. Those cops are completely serious when they say your statements can and will be used against you. There’s just no need to babble on like it’s a drink and dial session. They are just pretending to like you and be interested in you. When you come to court, consider your dress. If you’re charged with a DUI, don’t wear a Budweiser shirt. If you have some miscellaneous drug charge, think twice about clothing with a marijuana leaf on it or a t-shirt with the “UniBonger” on it. Long sleeves are very nice for covering tattoos and track marks. Try not to be visibly drunk when you show up. Consider bathing and brushing your teeth. This is just as a courtesy to me who has to stand by you in court. Smoking 5 generic cigarettes to cover up your bad breath is not the same as brushing. Try not to cough and spit on my while you speak and further transmit your strep, flu, and hepatitis A through Z. I’m a lawyer, not your fairy godmother. I probably won’t find a loophole or technicality for you, so don’t be pissed off. I didn’t beat up your girlfriend, steal that car, rob that liquor store, sell that crystal meth, or rape that 13 year old. By the time we meet, much of your fate has been sealed, so don’t be too surprised by your limited options and that I’m the one telling you about them. Don’t think you’ll improve my interest in your case by yelling at me, telling me I’m not doing anything for you, calling me a public pretender or complaining to my supervisor. This does not inspire me, it makes me hate you and want to work with you even less. It does not help if you leave me nine messages in 17 minutes. Especially if you leave them all on Saturday night and early Sunday morning. This just makes me want to stab you in the eye when we finally meet. For the guys: Don’t think I’m amused when you flirt or offer to “do me.” You can’t successfully rob a convenience store, forge a signature, pawn stolen merchandise, get through a day without drinking, control your temper, or talk your way out of a routine traffic stop. I figure your performance in other areas is just as spectacular, and the thought of your shriveled unwashed body near me makes me want to kill you and then myself. For the girls: I know your life is rougher than mine and you have no resources. I’m not going to insult you by suggesting you leave your abusive pimp/boyfriend, that you stop taking meth, or that your stop stealing ****. I do wish you’d stop beating the crap out of your kids and leaving your needles out for them to play with because you aren’t allowing them to have a life that is any better than yours. For the morons: Your second grade teacher was right – neatness counts. Just clean up! When you rob the store, don’t leave your wallet. When you drive into the front of the bank, don’t leave the front license plate. When you rape/assault/rob a woman on the street, don’t leave behind your cell phone. After you abuse your girlfriend, don’t leave a note saying that you’re sorry. If you are being chased by the cops and you have dope in your pocket – dump it. These cops are not geniuses. They are out of shape and want to go to Krispy Kreme and most of all go home. They will not scour the woods or the streets for your 2 grams of meth. But they will check your pockets, idiot. 2 grams is not worth six months of jail. Don’t be offended and say you were harassed because the security was following you all over the store. Girl, you were wearing an electronic ankle bracelet with your mini skirt. And you were stealing. That’s not harassment, that’s good store security. And those kids you churn out: how is it possible? You’re out there breeding like feral cats. What exactly is the attraction of having sex with other meth addicts? You are lacking in the most basic aspects of hygiene, deathly pale, greasy, grey-toothed, twitchy and covered with open sores. How can you be having sex? You make my baby-whoring crack head clients look positively radiant by comparison. "I didn't put it all the way in." Not a defense. "All the money is gone now." Not a defense "The ***** deserved it." Not a defense. "But that dope was so stepped on, I barely got high." Not a defense. "She didn't look thirteen." Possibly a defense; it depends. "She didn't look six." Never a defense, you just need to die. For those rare clients that say thank-you, leave a voice mail, send a card or flowers, you are very welcome. I keep them all, and they keep me going more than my pitiful COLA increase. For the idiots who ask me how I sleep at night: I sleep just fine, thank you. There's nothing wrong with any of my clients that could not have been fixed with money or the presence of at least one caring adult in their lives. But that window has closed, and that loss diminishes us all.
^^^^The Dali Lama has spoken. I personally prefer reddish gold hashish. Or sterno filtered through bread (old skool blue law Sunday mornings when no one sells booze, and no cough medicine is available). Sterno is the bomb.
