Gulf Shores, AL

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, May 29, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Step off my tread bros. This was going good until weird posts just now. Carry on the rest of you.
     
  2. John Blake

    John Blake Guest

    Sir, please explain why you have told me to step-off? I don't see why I have offended you.

    Aw jeez, here I am, my first day, and here I am upsetting the website's premiere member (from what I have seen so far). EMS, I didn't mean any problems, I was just curious about your trip and when those OH waves were coming to Alabama.

    ALABAMA !! Good Lord, I still can't get over that. I didn't even know they had waves !! LOL

    Anyway, sir, please accept my apology for any misunderstanding and go easy on me. I'm new to this site and to surfing. I'm sure I can learn a lot about both from a person such as yourself. You seem to have a lot of knowledge and experience. I would love to see you rip those waves !!!
     

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro you were just sighted on a city bench in work boots yesterday and then cited for L&L shortly after. Tell your driver to take you somewhere good today since it's nice out.
     
  4. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    The only good thing about Alabama is that it's not Fla.
     
  5. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I almost forgot a perfect place. Dauphin Island Al. Near Mobile. My cuzin had a family home there before Ivan took it. Used to have a sweet bottom, as far as da guff goes. Could still
     
  6. Hold Down

    Hold Down Member

    16
    Jul 30, 2013
    Slater trains in a super secret local in Alabama .
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Looks like you buoys been up to some weird azz stuff on here the last week. Was going ham on the biz front in Bama for days with much success and enjoyment. Now on Highway 65 en route to Orange Beach for 3 days. Biz associate gave me keys to his plush 3br crib on the Floribama oceanfront. Yes kidrock, my thoughts exactly.

    The Boris swell turned out to be mythical so the most we will get is 2ft at 5s tomorrow. I plan to hop on a 9ft LB in 82F water then nose ride a quartet of Tuscaloosan wahines post-sesh. The Carver episode will, of course, continue. I just hustled for about 21hrs a day since last Tuesday. It's time to blow the damn roof off and show these carpetbaggers how a non-rhotic spewing bro gets tropical proper.

    If I am motivated to permanently set up shop here after teaming up with HAARP to artificially create Gulf swell then go off the grid for good, sorry Slashdog, it was the right thing to do. I'll then leave my 36" Pintail to Mad Atom as long as he treats it right. Betty, you can take my surf quiver and distribute the sticks evenly amongst your gaggle. My wetty quiver goes to MVsurfer and a certain booger outlaw - they can laminate my 3/2s with my 5/4s and be stoked to charge in August for once. My Bavarian whip goes to NJshred to replace the Maxima and I request that my Ford truck be ghost ridden into the Atlantic via brick to gas pedal. leetymike gets my baggie quiver, yankee is served with my 2mm toppers for his SoCal tours, and my reef boots go to sandblasters so he can withstand the jellies and rays. Gaff gets my 34" Green Room for his knee rehab and my Wedding Crashers on Blu-Ray goes to the dynamic brüo of K2 and 757 so they may find inspiration on closing all the Sheilas of VB. PB&J, the bottle of cheap vodka I keep in my freezer for the working-class broads is all yours. Roy, you can have my heating bills all next winter and I left the windows open for you.

    See you on the flip braddahs!

    IMPACTING THE GULF COAST FOR THE STORIES
     
  8. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

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    Jun 7, 2014
    Do you sell cocaine?

    So, let me see if I comprehended any of this............

    You're going to give me a bottle of vodka? What size a bottle?

    And......

    You might move to Alabama, and if so that would cause you to go on the down-low, which would result in you not being able to post on Swellinfo.com?

    Did I read that correctly? Cause I really don't know.

    I don't suppose you'd shed some light on why that would be?

    Who would move to Alabama.....unless they were selling cocaine? I thought you were all gung-ho on surfing? Is moving to Alabama such a wise choice then?

    And what kind of shop would you set-up down there? A cocaine smuggling warehouse? Do you have any Southie connections?

    I don't know, man. You think you know someone and then they say they might move to Alabama.........
     
  9. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    the gulf panhandle is consistent enough to move there...if you're a dwarf. Of course, you're also gonna need to be prepared to evacuate several times per summer when anticipated hurricanes frequently decide to aim at your crib.
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Jeez Emass you made me feel marginalized.
     
  11. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Haha, pics or it never happened!!!

    Dude, I talked to an old surfing buddy in SD several months ago and was telling him that I was considering a relo out there. I've never got a bigger a$$ chewing in my life, not even from my own mommy. Good stuff.

    For all the naysayers: I don't know, is P-cola that much flatter than most all of the Right Coast during the summer? Last time I checked, the place pretty much goes Lake Atlantic, right? So if it's gonna be flat, you should enjoy yourself somewhere enjoyable.

    I say Emass, have fun...carve like you've never carved before....enjoy some Southern Comfort and some southern wahines, and play this one out until you're tapped out.

    When you're ready to head back out to PNW, I'll save a spot in the lineup for you.

    kidrock out.
     
  12. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    key word is "summer". Yes, the panhandle is flat as a lake most of the summer...much worse than anywhere on the atlantic.