etiquette

welcome to the site

in accordance with rule #1 you need to post a pic of you surfing , selfie, girlfriend and or wife pic, etc

 

Here ya go:

 

We have a weekly bench off, might wanna start doing push-ups.

 

Greetings Earthling.

 

I love hello threads

 

yes, bench offs in Belmar, NJ on the sand... then we all paddle out - but only if its 23ft... any bigger and seldom brings his ski down and we tow in.
Every Tuesday night

youll fit right in brah!

 

I was waiting for this! LMAO

 

So......is this a thread to discuss etiquette or a hello thread?

 

I didn't think New Joysians practiced good etiquette. First time for everything I guess.

 

we hate newbies,its a jersey thing.
rule numero uno-no surfing between 5 am and 10 pm
rule dos-if u plan to surf in Monmouth county,head further south to ocean county,they are much friendlier and share waves with 10 guys
rule tres-in order to fit in amongst the monmouthers,u must either smoke everyone out,or bring lots of liquor.bbqs are always welcome
rule quatro - in order to become a legit Monmouth surfer,drop out of school,quit ur job,bleach your hair,grow an al queda beard,wear yellow trunks with a pink gini t,purchase a Malibu surfboard,get a sponge for the epic days,and don't pick up your trash

welcome to the garbage state

 

I thought we were the Sausage and Peppers State........

 

pork roll or taylor ham.i say porkroll damnit

 

Metard are you gonna hook those pics up?

 

not genuine pics

nothing to work with

 

I feel ya.

 

rule cinco: man rolls up in a white van, claims to be from SI Forum, tells you he has free surf gear for you, that special you, just jump on in.............run like stink on sheep & keep running until you hear the sirens.....

 

With the water getting warmer, I was wondering where I could pick up up a swimsuit like the one you have on.