#saltlife

Good. I need it.

 

Welcome to Jax Beach!!

 

Sorry its soooo Flat.

 

I have asked many times, but what is it? Never heard of it before I moved to SC. Their website says they are a "lifestyle" company. whatever that means.

 

oh waiter? please take this back, I didn't order a reality this mediocre

 

And el estupido 'Salt Life' stickers for the back windows of fat, disgusting, chain-smokin', sunburnt, Tahoe-drivin' palefaces.

 

^^^^That's funny sh!t, hit the nail on the head.

 

Email that photo to Al Qaeda and make the subject line "high valued american target." there will be zero american post attack backlash.

 

Have some #saltlite Matthew 5:13-14 stickers any takers I can send you some.

 

They should be called Fu9ked Life stickers, or KoooK Life. The sad thing is my wife bought me a half dozen of their T shirts on the cheap, and I wear them. Everywhere. As soon as I get my truck A/C fixed (they always die in June), I'm ditching them for new Big Johnson Tees (remember those beauts?). Or maybe go full on "OLD GUYS RULE". Did anyone read "Savages"? Or the sequel "The Kings of Kool" - AWESOME read by the way, the movie didn't do the novels justice, well, maybe a bit, but read goddamn it. The oldguysrule tee shirt dude was a badass!

 

I got a sticker: "Jesus would slap the shi$ out of you!"

 

Salt Life decals = let's other drivers know that you've been to the beach once

Florida's version of the WRV or OBX car decal

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How does it feel to be irrelevant?

 

Dudeski- I never knew they had a head quarters!

you know what this calls for??? SI bus trip!!!

#saltlifebus

 

I thought they were more oriented towards fishing...I've seen some of shirts sold in b&t...never thought anything negative about the line. Shirts looked cool...heck, probably making a killing because of the name...just my opinion, but kinda a catchy.