Kook in Bradley Beach

sounds like me since my legs went. that could be him someday

 

Keep talking trash and you might end up a jersey floater.

I just laughed my ass off, thank Haile Sallasse that I can entertain myself, that's the hardest I've laughed since Friday night when I saw Tracy Morgan.

 

And don't forget, you have to be shotting some piers, preferably at hunnington

 

could it have been a 'roy' sighting?

 

I believe that pier was at Honeyton, actually. Not that Kandeya*s would know

 

Kander=Slater
Slater=Kander

Einstein=Shart Huffer
Shart Huffer=Einstein

Like this? Good point, it makes perfect sense.

 

Surfing is the only thing in life that I get jealous of when it comes to short dudes. Lower center of gravity goes a long way in our world...short little fukers.

 

in nj if you're 2ft tall you can well surf 1footers and call yourself a professional.
and do they ever…..to the chagrin of surfers that have actually mastered the sport...

 

Summer 2014 Hello thread?

 

Come to think of it. Does this dude have really blonde hair, huffs really hard paddling and only surfs in the summer. He acts like he owns the place, but sucks. then yeah.

 

Could be. Lookin' like it's got room to run. Some of the standard-bearers remain hunkered down....Spicoli, for instance, has been oddly quiet of late - - this thread may draw his irey-ness.

 

What if he is a disabled vet who put his a$$ on the line so you have the freedom to feel superior to him even though you are a total rookie on this forum? What then dude? "Anyone seen the old lady who takes five minutes to cross the street Ha ha, and she looks like she's taking a crap when she makes it across." Keep making fun of the handicapped. Very impressive.

 

Oh, jerseyfoater: I blast airs and huge floaters on the regs. Every morning.

 

Summer. Time for guys to drive around with boards on their cars, nose first instead of fins first of course and never taking them off the roof, and the water loaded with learners. Something we all were at one time. Day after that first storm in January, 6 degree air, 38 degree water, chest to head high and 2 guys out. I miss the winter. But if I want to watch guys in their 40's yell at 15 year olds, I can do that at home just fine. Try to remember, surfing is about fun first, so dial it back, there's always next winter, and besides if you go very early and to the right spots in the you can get plenty of waves for yourself in the summer.

 

Bradley Beach can get kinda aggro. There's a crew there that all knows each other really really well. They're all getting kinda old now though. They can be unnecessarily dooshy if someone gets slightly out of line, or if someone is catching too many waves. I've been guilty of the latter, I guess, sorry fellas. Oh well. I've never experienced the level of attitude at any other spot in NJ like I've experienced in Bradley. It's odd.

 

No other agro spots like Bradley? Oohh you aint been around.

 

Indeed. Unless they are seriously impacting you in some way, it is best not to criticize someone unless you know their story. One time my wife and I were in a noisy big box store. An older guy walks by in sandals with socks going up over his knees. Once I thought he was out of earshot I said to my wife "Hey, check out that guy's socks." Well, he comes shooting over to me and procedes to explain how he's had a half dozen surgeries on his legs and he was wearing compression socks to maintain circulation. Not only did he have a medical condition but apparently phenomenal hearing as well. Made me feel like dirt and rightfully so. Lesson learned.

They say that whenever you feel like criticizing someone you should first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you are a mile away.

And you have their shoes... RIMSHOT

 

I surf bradley more than I surf anywhere else. I've never had any problems with anyone copping a 'tude or anything of the like. I have to say I really enjoy it here. Nice and quiet but the prime drinking holes are just a few miles each way.

 

"The Duke"? Does that pos tool bag still surf there? He was the biggest wave whore, 20 years ago lol. How about PJ, does he still surf there? PJ was cool though. How about "surf report" or "birdman"? "Stormin Norman"? "Chef"? "Banker Bob"? Timmy Blair and Pauly? "Ringman" aka "ringer"? "Mr Aloha"? Kevin? Mike Ferrari, lol?

 

Really????? And I guess that you are one hot rippa yourself?? I have found in my 31 years of surfing that when you are the one making comments as the one above, you might want to look in the mirror. And if it is the case with this guy in Bradley.....so what. as long as he knows to try and stay away from causing any problems/collisions out in the water, let the man learn. there have been times over the last 3 decades when after a major shoulder surgery, I was not, by far, as smooth getting to me feet as when before the surgery. It would take me a few weeks to get back to how I surfed before hand.