What do all you surfers arm yourselves with?

I arm myself with garlic and Cutters mosquito lotion, to keep the bloodsucking vampires away. That and ganja smoke.

 

Prune juice. A big glass of that, and everyone stays away!
Of course, wearing my Speedo has a similar effect:

http://943thepoint.com/bathing-suit-ban-in-asbury-park-lets-think-about-this-jerseys-point-of-lou/

 

I arm myself with this special suit:
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I told it to you, and your panties got all in a twist.

Actually heard it from a soldier in a wheelchair. He was 6'4" before he caught a 7.62 in the side.
He did tell me he saw the quote online, though.

 

i've got a magic wee wee, i actually killed the first lady gaga with it. the gubmint tried to get it but their spook whores weren't good enough, i gave them really annoying migraines.


true story!

 

Dude, cause your an idiot and this is a surfing forum and your question/poll has nothing to do surfing...that's what I have to say, troll boy.

 

dude your savior Jesus instructed his disciples to arm themselves with swords.

where you goin with this?

are you part of this 'new age' Christianity?

 

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i have 3 guns and none of them are firearms. hello florida. a gun (aka rhino chaser; step-up) is a surfboard
used to surf large waves.

 

anti peace, anti freedom, anti education.

 

I don't own a gun. I have a hard enough time keeping my hands to myself. I do have 2 big dogs, a machete and a wrist rocket.

 

I like this.

2 guns, 7'6 minami quad and 8'10 bradshaw, both collecting dust these days.

 

my story is sad but true. mine too collect dust. but don't get me talking about the 90's.

 

Stupid me just had to click on that. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but did leave him scarred for life. Reminds me of when I was in Greece. The scenery was either epic or gawd awful.

 

Dude what the fuk! Why did you post a link to a pic of Roy in a speedo!?!? That needs a warning label man!

 

[video=youtube;XPY5P0TaC4k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k[/video]

 

How do guns = anti-peace? They were written into this countries foundation to provide peace through firepower, a mutually assured destruction kind of peace. Leave me alone, I'll leave you alone sort of deal.

How does one equate a personal belief on something to be anti freedom? If you are pro-life, or pro-choice, aren't both opinions a pure expression of freedom? The ability to voice the opinion?

How does ones belief in a higher entity equate a lack of education? I suppose the Greek philosophers were a bunch of antiquated sun worshipers without a single thought of originality.

For the record, I am pro-personal decision concerning the womb, pro-gun, and pro-religious freedom.

I looked at what you wrote again as being the antithesis of what he wrote, and still can't connect the dots logically. Enlighten me.

 

bwahahahahahhaaaaa!!

Is that the dude in Road Warrior whose cheeks are hanging out of his cutout leathers? waynetheinsaaaaane gets excited at that stuff.

 

Down here a 7' board is a gun. I have a 7'6" Lightning Bolt hanging on the wall, waiting for me to get a "terminal" diagnosis. Then I'll go to PR and paddle out at Tres Palmas on a macking day and leave it to the Gods. I used to surf the TOH+, now not so much. Sadly. I can fondly remember one big hurricane swell at Reef Road, and some rich kid from Palm Beach offered me cash for my 7' Al Merrick as I am walking up the beach to paddle back out. Eyes all wide, he goes, "Dude, I'll give you $500 bucks and an ozzy of primo if we can trade boards bro". I laughed and paddled back out.

 

Indeed it is, and I forgot until today that his name is Lord Humungus