I just couldn't resist.... [video=youtube;6spBu2XAk4A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6spBu2XAk4A[/video]
And to think our populace considers Jimmy Carter's zenith of achievement to be the Camp David Accords. No one gives him props for his heyday of serial bank robbery and set wave shreddery.
when i paddled out to my secret spot last november in my o'neill heat wetsuit on my 9'6" jack haley old school custom log, i saw a shark........ then i paddled for the next wave, pearled face first, swallowed a stomach full of saltwater, then came up coughing like a drowning toddler. true story.
ha...well, that won't take long...they'll be jumpin' all around you. Welcome Gruvi Jr. Now let's talk about a logo we can slap on your new board. I believe this one is taken To it's thier own.
No, you will need a $1,499,999 Roy canoe and a $1700 wetsuit plus a story of you fighting off a Bull or White with your bare hands and even then we will probably still not give you the approval you seek. If you really want respect from SI go charge 23 ft Belmar, make highly overpriced wooden boards and drive a white windowless van while preying on little boys.
DUDE! That would make a sweeeeet aviator for the new guy! New guy- mr Michael j fox - grab up that aviator- cut and paste bro! See ya in the lineup at Belmar, NJ...
As long as you buy a Channel Island and paddle it straight through the waves breaking at the lineup, you'll fit right in here in NY. Also, don't worry about dropping in, we respect people who take initiative and claim their waves.
Dude, he doesn't have to buy a CI to fit in. Last Friday, there was a guy who spent an hour inflating his SUP, only to get denied, and a couple without boots or gloves who tried to surf the gutless whitewater right in the rip. His soft Greco will fit right in!
MANY of these types are actually retired opthamologists stuck in a double room in an old folks home in davenport, iowa.
Hi MichaelJR,,, recognize your username from NES. Also brand spankin new to surfing, but just wanted to say Hi.
This is when we found out MJR's affinity for firearms. Until later, we thought he'd been looking into big wave boards prematurely lol
