Shred Update

Nice.... That one eluded me.

 

Agreed, definitely elusive. Gotta say I liked it combined with the paint program additions to the photos. All class.

 

More ShredMachine

 

ok, roll call, who's got law credentials? We free him, and make him our leader. In the mean time, we will roam the streets looking for hindu babes and beating the f*ck out of small breed dog owners until he is freed! Viva la shred!

 

Kahuna Kai? Pro bono?

 

Excellent plan. Viva la Shred indeed! He's the Swellinfo messiah. He's united the forum through his gospel of complete KFC shreddin' and banging exotic chicks. Too bad them Romans in NY wanna crucify him.

 

This is just great all around.

 

KFC= Kentucky fried chicken

Hey yo pauly! The story about the shred on SI goes like this- shred shows up on the si surfing forums. Shred boast about how he was better then anyone else on here- shred gets run out of town by fellow SI members. And the legend lives on.

Shreds terminology was always way off - along with his spelling(much like mine). Which would explane his 'KFC turns'

 

Paulie have you ever surfed NJ?

 

That it does.

 

It's a KFC turn, because it's "Finger Lickin' Good" (at least to him). Carry on with the thread.

 

No need to add anything here- you about said it all Pauly!

#saltlife

 

No need to add anything here- you about said it all Pauly!

#saltlife

 

I just found this gem from NJshredmachine:

"My list of accomplishments?
? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.

Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!"

Someone free this person.

 

The turn was extra crispy?

 

No, let's not free him. Although I agree with him thumping the fruit with the little dog, I want to see him do some time. REAL time, like a nice stay at Rikers. He's already bat-sh!t crazy. Imagine what he'll be like after being cooped up in that sh!thole. I think it would be hilarious if he came out with a shaved head and a swastika tattoo on his skull.

 

AB Shredmachine!

 

Maybe we should fly a banner for 'the shred'

 

He may have some built in cred with AB for knocking out a gay... Maybe they'll be nice and keep him as their own toy and not sell him to the blacks for a pack of smokes.

 

maybe this cory fella is really pjb.I havnt seen pjb in a while,coincidence??

this dude will be in county for 2 months,and in his time,he will be a latin king,a blood,a crip,and then he comes home as a muslim.I have seen this before.anyway u have to be pretty stupid to punch someone in manhattan,then run lol,like where are u running to?il beat shred up anyday and not run away and hide on top of a tollbooth.I call my turns the chickenmctesticles.