Shred Update

It's just creepy dude... "I read all of his posts. I'm going to write him a letter and send him money."

 

Right!

I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks so...
Beside the fact, this cat wasn't around when Shred made his presence here...

I knew the waves sucked in the Gulf, but really?!
It's that much worse than here.

 

LOL...funny stuff.

 

Shouldn't you save that money for a chest-bone operation?

 

To it's thier own.

 

HAHAHA... Awesome.

 

I pull the most rank on this here surf predictin' website.

I hereby grant you permission to postpone your chest surgery and donate to the Shred's "don't rape me" campaign.

 

We also want you to track down SJB for an exclusive interview. Said interview shall be submitted via Youtube. We'd prefer if it was VH1 documentary style edited. You know, with a little history about SJB. Like when he was in CA during his Oingo Biongo days, the fine NE prep school days, the "partying like Motley Crue" phase right up to the fall from SI grace.

Let him know that this year the Swellies will be presenting an award in his honor.
'The SJB Lifetime Underachievement Award'
This is the highest honor which can be bestowed on a SI member.

 

Bro, the "we" you're referring to are the mere 3 literate posters SI has. Everyone else is busy effing up their spelling and grammar. Don't act like literacy is a widespread phenomenon across this forum.

Totally know what you mean bro. I've tried to explain it to wahines and they can't fathom how prolific/profound it is. Have even woke one up with my hysterical laughter one night with the original post of CT's dummy beating vines and this wahine just didn't understand it.

That would be amazing and show that SI has truly arrived. Let's do it.

Dope title bro!

No chance. Their posts were nothing alike, not even remotely related. Any of Billy's incarnations have a hint or more of his uniqueness. Billy is always walking and lurking and posting among us despite what you may think at times.

Simple bro, you're SJB and you've been around well long enough to appreciate the Shred and his meaning to SI.

More proof you're Billy. No one, I mean no one, would come off the street to appear on SI for the first time and find motivation to do all the research to become familiar with our household names and all of the lore of their characters. You'd have to have exhausted the SI search engine and tread archives to see Shred's i6 posts and Honeyton also. Cut the crap, bro. I/we ain't buying it. There are others that share the suspicion.

Yes, this was the post that immortalized him. One of his few best.

Incubating Shred in the petri dish of Rikers. Wow. Intriguing yet inhumane for our poster boy. Hilarious, nonetheless.

I'm going with Gaff on this one. He may not be an actual lawyer, but he definitely knows one and therefore has absorbed the dude's complete legal knowledge.

 

OO? No possible way you would call me OO unless your PJB, seeing as im back to AO and all. No one here has called me OO since you've been around. That's last fall stuff.

Bring back SJB/PJB. Paulie is a bland character Bill. SJB/PJB increases site traffic. With this Paulie thing your running with there's no way Micah will be able to fill up his pool or get a surfboard that fits in there.

 

There you have it fellas. The post right there from Pauline looks just like a typical SJB post with the many one line paragraphs.

VERY FEW PEOPLE HERE KNOW WHO OO IS AND REFER INSTEAD TO HIM AS AO.

Koki called you out in the time I was composing my previous post. Good on KB and many more of us smell the rat.

Billy, this is probably you just wanting to innovate yourself over time like only the greatest rock bands have done. Props for that.

But a geriatric cat from the Gulf? That's just a stupid story bro and it was nowhere close to being under the radar.

Billy, we all appreciate your real material. This is not it and it's a waste of our retinal contractions to look over it. Please produce classic material at once and just be yourself under your signature yet original three word name with the last word being a person's first name.

C'mon bro, flat season is bad enough. Now we have to go without real laughs in between comic genius creations like chest-boning.

 

I vote the SwellInfo FB page message him and tell him to come back to tell his story.

 

Now what are you going to do with your life?
Are you going to catch a bus up to Jersey? You can meet him at his moms house and finally see him in person. You can tell him everything you know about him. Maybe he'll let you smell his hair and touch his sweet six pack.

 

How is the arrest date listed as two days ago when he got locked up several days ago?? If that's legit info then glad to hear Shred has his freedom once again.

Back to the pertinent issue...

BILLY GET A NEW HANDLE AND BACKSTORY PLEASE SO WE CAN ENJOY YOUR CLASSIC MATERIAL ONCE AGAIN.

Under your Pauline tag you also talk about drug addiction on a regular basis. Very few peeps here comment at all on drugs or addiction outside of Jerz meth and bongs. Btw, Micah...GIVE US BACK ONE OF THE GREATEST TREADS OF ALL TIME!

Please excuse my shouting, however, this JV crap from Billy needs to stop and we want our damn bongs tread back.

 

uhhh....no ya don't.

 

If anything, paulie = gruvi. This is great though. I'm close enough to NYC to go hold some free the shred signs, provided there's no waves and plenty of chemicals.

 

does SI have a 'couple of the year'?

 

Your breaking character 'Paulie'.

And of course PJB was the reason you joined Swellinfo. We know....we know

 

paulie = gruvi ???

Bros, how poorly did some of you do on the analogy portion of your SATs? Your inability for pattern recognition is astounding.

 

Say what brah? At least Atanicoo's back.