Approaching the Singularity

That's what I'm saying dude! The hot chocolate was still warm. And that was honestly the first real douche I'd ever seen...I kinda thought it was a baby bottle at first so I picked it up and squeezed it. If only I got back 20 minutes earlier. I'm thinking Roman Empire type debauchery.

 

Hahaha! I don't think they knew, I just put it back where I found it(in the bathroom closet) and said nothing. Had to squeeze it though. Dude it's like I'm running this social living experiment, and this is one of the fringe benefits. Humans, even those that appear to be normal, do some weird ****.

This douche was vertical, which makes me think it and the hot chocolate were inserted into the male

To our wonderful ladies of SI, please excuse the graphic discussion. It's all in good fun and I'm a feminist, seriously.

 

Getting closer

Please read attached article, and notice the maximum recorded surf height in BELMAR...

http://patch.com/new-jersey/middletown-nj/sent-editor-ecologist-records-weekends-waves-jersey-shore-hurricane-gonzalo