Your SI user name - what, if anything, does it mean?

I have bad toe fungus.

 

People often tell me, "Look at that guy's face. It looks like a jetty!"

 

Favorite surf movie all time is by LOST (What's Really Going Wrong)
Favorite band of all time is TSOL
Kind of a play on LostSoul, but that isn't a palindrome. Palindromes are cool.

 

i like people to think there is no point in surfing a windswell...internet surfers that "only surf when its big, like a hurricane swell"

 

Anarchy and destruction

 

Mine is my little board label.

 

my name means mobile in turkey,meaning u move around a lot.well I don't move around a lot so....I added the riano which is part of my last name,the dirty Sicilian side

 

ceps my slave name u can call me tullah abokkatutto which means.......

 

Used to be a climbing guide= Dudeclimbing

 

Chappelles show.... my buddies called me Tron on a trip to Nica...an then it became El Tron..??
plus Spanish speakers have a hard time pronouncing Tron..which makes it funnier..

pretty stupid all around..

 

I'm clumsy

 

an entirely un-witty, un-clever, egotistical play on words

 

one who got diddled by priests?

 

I'm not even gonna explain mine to you buncha metards.

 

K-Dog is one of my many nicknames with my boys. My last name starts with a K. I'll also answer to Furyk (I look like the golfer) SPF because I need a lot of it.

 

If I were a slab of pig fat, I'd be deep fried.

 

Looking back I wish I could change my name. GODSxMOONBEAN is one of the stupidest, most meaning less names ever. I mean, I got inspiration from Xbox and deadliest catch. It's quite sad.

 

Usually i am dogging waves pre dawn.
Coyote Sam gave me the nickname moon dog
He never should have said 10 minutes
before you when i asked him what time he
got to the beach.

 

I joined SI right after I had returned from a great trip to Maui.

Surfed the most beautiful sand bottom beachbreak on a red sand beach called Koki Beach on the East side of the island.

The barrels rolling in we're amazing....the first wave I went for I got completely shacked.

 

I'll give it a shot...

You're from Eastern Massachusetts and you take after Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times At Ridgemont High. "That's my skull...I'm so wasted!!!"