Billabong Pro Teahupoo 2014

hahahaha did y'all hear parnell call owen wright owen wilson. too damn funny

 

I always slip up with that when mentioning that dudes name.

Turned it on just in time to see MF shott some barrells.

 

Slater had 5 consecutive scores of 9, is this guy the best ever wow.....

JJF is also in a class of his own, watching him stand tall & cruise through barrels, this kid has got 'it'......

#ignoringangryfrantic619drescherbecause it makes him craaaaaazy & impacts the coast nicely

 

You see Mick dive into the wave then swim to the side? Dude is inhuman.

 

***g0t

 

Great now another tread's gonna be taken over by your sweet nothings between the two of you. Get a room buoys.

 

Blow it out your self-appointed douche canoe mayoral arse, spicoli. Use lubricant when you do: no need nor cause for blood trickles. Enough of your feminista passive aggressive shpeckle.

I've done my level best to keep this thread on topic. (As if threads ever stay on topic in this zoo.)

Anyways.....I just cracked 12k on fantasy ASP. Shows you what I know. Whatever. Manana, Chopes could be epic in the truest sense of the word.

Everyone should watch the live stream manana......

....sadly, there will be a rare few who will busy themselves stewing over their own shortcomings but oddly manifested as blaming others, yet wondering why they get reamed for their lame, no-accountability posturing, puzzled over why they can't just insult & post false accusations but when they get called on it, scream, kick & whine like the guy with the tether-ball in his mouf in 'Pulp Fiction'....you know who you are, franticfrannie...

#impacting the coast for HOTY14, 15, and 16, sorry gitcarter & sandblasters you guys have fallen way off the pace

 

HOTY 4eva!!!!!!!!!!

You gonna make a championship run like the '60s Celtics?

 

do you not surf as well as you not like great surfers?

 

Zinga! The Badman not leaving you a whole lotta wriggle room there, petey...

 

coming from you that means something......

i say gabriel nails down the 2014 title here and now.....in honor of petey.

also, love to watch jjf just like airrybody else......

also michele bourez....not to be ignored.....

this ones' gettin good..........

 

Dont you dare tell me which surfers to like. And yes i surf circles around you and your buddies.

 

what's that ***g0t? Please, just tap my elbow next time so I can remove my junk from your mouth before you speak. All I hear is gag, gag, gag, blah, blah, blah.

Go learn how to surf. You useless Benny ***g0t.

 

I'll hold a banner for Medina. Beaners for Life!

 

one of my buds is kelly slater.

 

Painkillers and Chopes. Gonna be a good day...

Fantastic day yesterday.

 

and the champ is still in the thick of it!!!!!!
Go ks!!!!

 

HOLY FU$K... Bourez just got worked

 

How did Tiago only get a 3.17 for that bomb. No hand drop, bottom turn, grab rail tube stall and totally pitted. Do you have to blow the judges to advance heats? WTF?

 

Slater...Crusher of Dreams! Go Kelly!