Billabong Pro Teahupoo 2014

Jeez...this is one of many obvious reasons I will never be, nor want to be a pro surfer.

 

if there is a God, medina will fall on a set wave, get mowed across the reef and left looking swiss cheese during this heat.


please flying spaghetti monster, you're our only hope. (altho Brother Andino just got a cracker)

 

JJF is making unreal hellman drops

And Bourez def got absolutely pummeled as you said nynj, whoa

 

KS....BOOM goes the dynamite!

 

Awwwww, the lil prole is angry...don't go away mad fran....just go away! Tell us some more bs stories of the times you surfed triple OH OCMD & mackin' Ghost Trees, walmartini.....
Remember, wach619, those who make you angry are the ones who control you.

In the meantime: Slater's up & he and Wright seem to get it on for the appreciation of anyone whodigs amazing surfing.

#impacting the coast for removal of livid frandrescher

 

Michel Bourez, wtf. That was the nastiest wipe out I've ever seen in a contest. He should have got an 8 for the commitment.

 

hopefully kelly and jj in the final...both are crushing it

 

Props to Bourez , came back after that nasty wipeout and almost pulled it out on that last wave, just couldn't get deep enough.

JJF making it look stupid easy. Insane how much talent this kid has.

 

kelly surfs maxing chopes like mister tickle hands surfs maxing bayhead

 

Kai just got clobbered...supposed to keep building too.

 

It was a bomb. But he didn't really get barreled.

 

Kolohe looked good in last heat. Kai getting bombs on the head again.

JJF\KS look like they on another level.

 

i must say this has been one impressive contest,i wish it didn't end.its rare u see epic conditions from start to finish.im calling slater vs medina for the finals.fuk johnjohn hes too good to surf against slater,

and john john doesn't have what it takes to beat slater.yes cep just said that!!

medina is the only one who can take out slater,the little beaner doesn't even know what priority means

 

Don't see how Dion scored a 9.43 on that one.

 

these guys are getting worked. Bede just slammed so hard on his side in the quarters, he has to have at least a bruised spleen from that...then he went over the falls on the same wave. He's gonna be sore for weeks.

 

yet we have ....bede......in the lead.

 

so, so much talent, this kid sometimes looks bored when he's getting barreled

 

Oddest moment of the event thus far:
20 minutes into their heat & not one wave taken.....Medina & Andino

What happens if they literally don't take a wave by end of their heat?

 

Never mind

 

Like a ninja, just keeps sneaking through to the next heat.