How to get back at landlord who threw out my boards?

Dent his canned goods and hope he gets botulism.

 

BigWorm, that sounds messed up.

Why did he do that?

That would help determine...

 

LMAO this is great

 

if you are still trying to live there then dont do anything to the landlord, have someone else do it

 

All you gotta do is up your poker game and Bogeton gives you a sweet pardon. Don't want that wolfhound ruining an otherwise good AC trip.

 

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Childish, but classic.

 

find the most offensive porn mags and fill out the subscription cards with his info...
use a pay phone to drop a dime telling the authorities he is running a child porn ring... and that he is frequently seen riding in creeped-out van with MY SAVIOR....

That outa do it...

 

First. never store your boards in a common area unless its your own house. People always ask: Why dont you put your boards in the garage. Its just sports equipment. I keep my boards in my house. They're safe, create good energy and they're expensive. Not to mention hand shaped art work. As far as the landlord. You could consider them stolen by him and press charges for theft. Their are some ethics around this. He should get them back. Get the Hui on him. Was the last tenant also a surfer?

 

Have sex with his wife.

 

Write his name/number on the wall outside of a gay bar.

 

I'll take it one step further...post some very creepy MforM ads on CL with his number...I got that idea from OceanO, thanks dude, it was a great idea.

 

Amp it up with some missed connections posts.

 

OP just post his number up here and let us have fun with it.

 

I'da left my kids in a common area before my surfboard. A good board is hard to come by, but children are spit out thousands of times a day, and hardly any are good.

 

take him, or the building management to small claims court.

 

End your lease, move out. On the very last day, take a massive upper decker. Like, get some taco bell and leave it out for a few days, then eat it. That kind of upper decker. Anyways, crank the heat, close the window, and walk out of there like a boss.

Next level? Tell the local crackheads that there is $500 worth of copper pipes in the walls and the back door doesn't lock (unlock the back door...)