Waffle House is:

their apple butter spread is simply delightful

 

Yum yum give me some

 

Hilarious.

At 3 am Saturday. Lots of Waffle Houses have a little vestibule glass box area at the entrance. It's pretty funny watchin toasted people trying to make it through that 2nd glass entrance door. Lots of em don't realize there's a 2nd door, and... BLAM! That whole little glass box/room shakes.

Hilarious.



See pic above.

Don't worry about the popo. One of the employees shot somebody. Just another night at Waffle House.

 

Pretty much the only thing I miss about Florida.

 

I used to go there at like 3 am drunk when I lived in SC. One time we got in a fist fight with a bunch of dudes dressed like cowboys cause i was "puttin eyes on his women". The old texas pete in the eye (a text book 3am totally respected and expected waffle house fight move) then an uppercut took him out-then all hell broke loose. ahhhhh waffle house...

 

Dudes!!! I ate there one time in nc - it was good... Thanks to Tard!!!

 

WH is toilet bro.

 

a full toilet

...usually closed in the restaurant

 

That kid is cool as sh!t......

Hey, I used to live in Fulton County when I was 6. It's where I learned how to roller skate in the south side ATL ghetto......just like the movie ATL.

 

Get it GA

 

Waffle House is a Southern American masterpiece of wonderment, great vittles, and free entertainment that can't be beat. I think we had 1000 of 'em in ATL. Heck, we had exits off the interstate where there was a Waffle House on either side of the freeway. You could see one while eatin in the other. Git-R-Done.

 

We don't have anything like that up here.

They closed a Denny's in a town I lived in because it was just soooooo out-of-control with goings-on in the wee hours of the morning.

But we have no institution like the Waffle House. Shoot we don't even have a Stuckey's

I used to like this joint called Steak and Shake down in Georgia......\

And I liked Shakey's pizza out west. I used to go to one on Forth Worth, TX when I was 5 and in Cullyfornia when I was 8-12. Yeah, I moved a lot as a children

 

Billy-bonggggggggg returns in his annunciated form!

 

They have Waffle Houses in PA??

Has to be in Western PA

That place is like Alabama.........

Most people equate PA as Yankee as heck

But Western Pa is totally rural and southern.

Pittsburgh does have good dope, though.

 

idununderstand...the topic thread suggests an analogy is coming up....

waffle house:breakfast

a.) van gogh:sculpture
b.) wave:river
c.) tide:lake
d.) ihop:****

i choose "d"

 

The recurring four lines overheard at virtually, no, every Waffle House after 2am. In order are the following:
Line 1. "Good Morning."
Line 2. "Is that a gun?"
Line 3. "The cops are on their way."
Line 4. "Smothered, covered and fried?"

Now, over at the Huddle House - a WH wannabe - the 4 recurring 4 lines go something like this:
Line 1. "Hey, whatevah..."
Line 2. "Is that a knife?"
Line 3. "Security dude may roll up."
Line 4. "Whatcha gonna order?"

 

...the place to go for rats, fights, and lousy coffee.

 

What has 15 breasts and 13 teeth?

The swing shift at Waffle House.