Waffle House is:

I think the quality of Waffle Houses in GA exceeds that of those in the other states. (Sorry Metard) Yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh y'all northerners, but my unofficial research shows this. Waffle House is an institution in GA, especially in ATL where the HQ is. IHOP is ok, but definitely for the snooty, raised pinky crowd. Waffle House is the real deal. The only reason I EVER went to IHOP in ATL is 'cause a girlie I liked wanted me to take her there. It was worth it...

 

PB&J you been to Alabama? You keep saying places are like it - Western PA, Atlantic City, etc.

Bama is a strange place bro. Some of those wahines look good, real good. But damn are they dumb.

 

smothered and covered dog

 

feel free to post your own selfies, pics, etc

 

Waffle House is:

a) A place where Robbie Ritchie gets in a fist fight with Tommy Lee over a walking mound of plastic (aka "Pam"),
b) A place where you will have more teeth in your mouth than all 4 of the waitresses together,
c) A place where you can get the Best Hangover Food In The World, including grits "covered and smothered",
d) All of the above.

Flying the banner for more Waffle Houses out west.

 

My best WH moment was (of course) the post 2am drunk fest. The greasy cook at the grill got fed up, threw his spatula on the ground, looked at one of the older than hell waitresses and yelled, "MAMA I QUIT!!!".

He got a standing ovation from the crowd. Luckily cooler heads prevailed and Mama talked him down as I hadn't gotten my "smothered, slathered, f***ed up and covered" hash browns yet.

 

That's because they're only 13 years old. When they get to 18, they weigh 200 lbs and only have 3 teef.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL TIDE!

 

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and topped.

 

Waffle House is good but it makes me sh!t a lot! They used to have a song on the juke box called "A Special Lady at The Waffle House" and another one called "Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down".

 

Did he wash the spatula after picking it up off the floor to finish your hash browns?

 

Don't recall. It was +20yrs ago and I was hammered, and prob didn't care anyways. You don't go to WH expecting sanitary conditions.

I just wanted my hash browns. And a Pepsi. But she wouldn't give it to me.

 

Used to play in a band that had a steady gig across the street from a Waffle House. We'd play from 2:00am to 5:00 AM Then the party went to breakfast. Goodtimes!

 

there's no secret menu at ihop. just make eye contact and ask for the in and out animal style.

 

Why you keep photoshopping your saltlife logo off that shirt holmes?

 

Only thing I remember from the Waffle House up in MD, is that they don't serve booze there.... Is that a fact? In all states? Cause, yeah I get it, after 2am, whatever... but if it's 1:30 and I am looking for a full on breakfast, I definitely want to continue the buzz. Never went to another Waffle House after they told me they didn't sell sauce.

 

I don't go there often, but their sausage, egg and cheese on the texas toast is decent. Hashbrowns - smothered, topped and covered and then add tabasco.

 

this just happened

 

The art of self reliance...

 

And you save money on the tip.

 

Sleeping on the job again , Tard??

Funny stuff...