SI Glossary

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Aug 21, 2014.

  1. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Did we get spray-on-tans?
     
  2. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Closeout - a fabled term referring to a barreling wave that travels faster than the surfer riding it. See "Slow Surfer" on a "Fast Wave"
     

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    'Sardines'

    Def: little fish that jump out of the water on the lineup. Usually there are bigger fish underneath chasing them.

    Example used in a sentence: 'when I paddled out to the lineup in AI, I just saw panicked sardines a foot in front of me... For fear of a shark underneath (sharks can smell fear) <i turned board to shore>...<gently paddling> While humming "doobey doobey doo" to fend off the sardines, with my feet bent nearly back to my head
     
  4. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    this one time in Belmar,i seen a lady on a bike ride straight into a car.it was hilarious
     
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Is that an urban dic sentence using BelMar?
     
  6. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    The photo or pic you personalize yourself with next to your forum name. Also can be spelled "avitar".
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    asspon (credit to gitcarter)
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Thank you my good Sir.
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Please define terms that haven't been used to the extent of being household terms on SI. The Glossary will soon be fully updated and we want to ensure accuracy.
     
  12. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    Patients....as in "I've lost my patients with you"

    Proof....as in "do I need to proof myself to you?"

    Can never forget:

    Donkey balls
    Three peckered Billy goats
     
  13. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Asspon: A thing you shove up your ass when you are bleeding from your rectal area.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    spicoli, you'll make someone a great wife one day
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Graphic, carter, graphic. Necessarily so in the surfing world. Are you listening, 'Fun' aka c*nt?
     
  16. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Swelluminati. Needless I say more?
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    BBP needs to seigneur this one. It's so good of a term that we could apply it to a lot. He should determine the meaning since he coined it.
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Eat a dikkkk bro!!
     
  19. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Thanks and thanks.......they hold answer to every SI conspiracy theory ever