Dedicated surf vehicle

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by MichaelJR, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    hello heyzeus.
    you're going to fit in fine around here.
     
  2. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Classic. Spot on.

    This thread reminds of a similar thread on another "surfing" site: "How do I take the wax off of my surfboard?"

    Seriously? Dude, if you gotta ask.......................................
     

  3. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    consumerism at its finest here. In america we dont like having salt on the vehicle we sit in, while wearing one of our 47 suits, on the way to work. We must own a vehicle that is specific to park next to the ocean! And then we must own another that is specific the driving on the weekends!

    Wait until winter when you don't surf and you are still finding wax, maybe it will influence you to take up lacrosse next summer, all you have to worry about is your braddah spicolis sweaty jock strap floating around the cargobay
     
  4. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    I'm surfing in the winter. Point null
     
  5. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    Hahahahaha.

    Prior to last week I hadn't posted since June you ****ing weirdo.

    Straight up creepy you've been waiting 3 months since your join date to post about someone that you've been watching...that hasn't posted 2 months prior to your join date. ****ing freak. Go play dungeons and dragons with your circle jerk buddies.
     
  6. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    Yep. I'm not a communist **** like you. I love spending money on **** I don't really need. :) with a big ****ing grin on my face. I buy cars, clothes, expensive toys, jet skis, guns, watches, you name it I own it or will buy it, because I'm a greedy capitalist and I love money. Go to Europe you pansy. Wallow in your mediocrity. I'll take the money. $$$$$ :). Go use your ebt card and pan handling change to take that girl out that probably won't suck you off. Maybe your 7 roomates will spot you 40 so you can splurge at Applebee's.
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2014
  7. jettyface

    jettyface Well-Known Member

    180
    Aug 5, 2009
    You could ask Wayne to borrow his kidnap van.
     
  8. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    buy yourself some surf lessons, surfer friends, and paddle assist boards. Money can buy you the surfing experience I will never have because of the oppression I force myself into because I don't need to make a ton of money for my life to be exciting.

    Ignorance defines society.

    Plus lacross is expensive to get into, I hear the new carbon shafts are expensive and are equipped to fit in the drivers seat. Perfect for the guy that loves money and is struggling with some salt and wax.
     
  9. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010

    Some serious hate here....watch out, Yankee. Looks like we might have somebody aiming for The Crown.
     
  10. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    if you spend 35k for a new car the last thing you want is to get it all b!tched up.
     
  11. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    If you spend 35k on a car the last thing you want to do is leave it in the garage.
     
  12. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    right but i surely dont want the leather etc all messed up from salty suits ( i use bags so dont worry about wax).
     
  13. heyzeus

    heyzeus Well-Known Member

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    Oct 7, 2014
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    ^^^^HoStevie might have some competition for new member of the year.
     
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Michelle Jr's hate is a poser act. He is a 14 year old kid who gets stuffed in his locker daily at school then comes on here acting tough.
     
  16. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    Get a bike with a surfboard rack and replace the seat with a dildo.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  18. heyzeus

    heyzeus Well-Known Member

    190
    Oct 7, 2014
    It seems real but who knows. The reason it annoys me is because I've been surfing about six months also. I've been lucky enough to have an in with a sect of the local crew due to a coworker. They lead by example and sometimes simply by telling me I'm ****ing up. I guess MJR isn't so lucky and is probably lucky he lives in NE. He'd be on the wrong end of some good old boy beat downs here in FL with that attitude.
     
  19. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    I have a dedicated vehicle for taking your mom out to a tube steak dinner, for a lot of the same reasons.
     
  20. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Holy Donkey Balls that was the post of the week man!