Dedicated surf vehicle

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by MichaelJR, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This ^^ for sure
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Eh, not so much. Not impressed.

    ebolajr is just a babbling twaat, the equivalent to a 12 year old girl screaming gibberish n a schoolyard. And, every once in awhile Carter happens by, bends her over & she screams louder. Butt no one cares...
     

  3. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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  4. heyzeus

    heyzeus Well-Known Member

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  5. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    1) the good ol boys don't surf
    2) if they did, you'd piss your hipster skinny jeans
    3) people know better in fl than to talk **** to someone you don't know. You're obviously from new York.

    Stfu *****.
     
  6. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    Lol. Dude I'm not un-athletic imp. NE has been solid since Aug, getting waves has been like shooting fish in a barrel weekly.


    If swell info was a break, you wouldn't do a ****ing thing. See, couple "brahs" saying I'll cut your leash and beat you down, will get their day ****ed up in a hurry. They gotta walk back to their car with very low tire pressure. Plenty of time to get acquainted. I'll bet you'd never come back and I'd be there every Damn day. You're not the craziest fish in the pond "brah". Regulator, to me, is a big sign on your back saying "please, pretty please put a brick through my windshield and keep another around for my kneecaps". It isn't about bench offs brah, it's who's loony toons enough to play for keeps. ;)
     
  7. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Paging Mr. Swellinfo we need a permanent ban!!!
     
  8. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    Dude. You're a geek. Flat out neon glasses wearing monkey boy. Go get a job and move out of mom's basement
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What a total poseur. Boring, too. How did you ever make it out the end of your mama's dicckkk, jackass?
     
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    [video=youtube;xFfr3SI9kmQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFfr3SI9kmQ[/video]
     
  11. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    My dedicated surf vehicle has two wheels and peddles.
     
  12. jbavguy

    jbavguy Well-Known Member

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  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    +75

    No, you wouldn't. You'd get snaked on every wave, vibed on every paddle out, and just have a bad time in general. It wouldn't have to be physical, it would be a psychological war of attrition, and you would lose. And there you go with the billy bad a$$ talk againe. What's this play for keeps?

    Just so I could understand your worldview, does getting your a$$ kicked if a fair fight justify shooting the guy who handed it to you?

    nynj that clip was highly appropriate.
     
  14. heyzeus

    heyzeus Well-Known Member

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    Oct 7, 2014
    LOL good old boys don't surf? They certainly don't in Mass because there are none. I don't know if this whole tough guy thing is just an internet thing or what but if its IRL its just a matter of time until you get to swallow your teeth.
     
  15. failing is my finest move

    failing is my finest move Well-Known Member

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    Mar 4, 2014
    I think a couple of you guys need one for trolling! Whaddya think simod4?
     
  16. surfthewall11

    surfthewall11 Well-Known Member

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    Apr 23, 2012
    Move to the ocean and just dont drive to surf.
     
  17. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Whoa buddy outta left field with that one!
     
  18. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    I've heard yoga can be quite relaxing.
     
  19. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2013
    JR you have a bug, that's worth what a g? And a ford f'n bronco!? And you are complaining about not having a 'surf vehicle' good g0d man get with it!

    To many kooks trying to be surfers these days. I guess surfing is just so hot right now.
     
  20. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

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